Do you get your five a day.

I hate vegetables and the only fruit I like is bananas and pears and it ain't killed me yet, is it all just bollox? Just remembered I love asparagus but that's it.

Probably eat 3 or 4 a day, I always think to myself if you follow every guideline they set, you'll never be pissed.

How many people lie when a doctor says to them "How many units of alcohol a week to you intake ".

I'd say I have 3 a day - I like my oranges

I drink five pints of cider every night. ( Apples keep the doctor away ). Occasionally to vary it, I will have a couple of bottles or red or white wine. ( grapes )

I can recommend Cidre as well. ( Pears are also full of Vitamin C )