Where's Magoo?

Not been around for a while, maybe had a hit on him, Scott what you done to him?

Probably lost his glasses...

He's in fat camp

He severed his penis in a pubes trimming accident.

I am alive, very bust at the moment building a stone wall around my land.
80 mtr long, 2 mtr high, 1 mtr wide, all hand picked stone, 200 tonnes of the fecking stuff.

Mr Magoo wrote:I am alive, very bust at the moment building a stone wall around my land.
80 mtr long, 2 mtr high, 1 mtr wide, all hand picked stone, 200 tonnes of the fecking stuff.

Ok Amos.

There are a lot of Amos-wannabees around at the moment.

Was anyone worried? I never missed him, the guy is an arse.

Natasha Whittam wrote:He severed his penis in a pubes trimming accident.

Strangely enough, I just knew I'd have seen this post in here - just wasn't sure by whom.

Amos my fecking arse, you bunch of cocks, also MB you can do one.

Mr Magoo wrote:Amos is fecking my arse, you bunch of cocks, also MB you can do one.

How nice for you.

Alls well that ends well - Magoo is alive and well and building a Chinese Wall around his property.... I wonder if any magicinans will try to walk through it?

Mr Magoo wrote:I am alive, very bust at the moment building a stone wall around my land.
80 mtr long, 2 mtr high, 1 mtr wide, all hand picked stone, 200 tonnes of the fecking stuff.

Are you preparing for the hordes of Bulgarians and Romanians due to descend on the south coast when they join the EU?

You could have saved a fortune by employing them cash in hand to build the wall for you.

Personally, I thought you might have checked yourself into a health farm for a spot of colonic irrigation, what with all the shite you eat.

My body is a temple, home made fish pie tonight.

Mr Magoo wrote:My body is a temple,

Aye a Bhuddist temple, you fat git.

No fat on me, but my penis always looks over weight.

Mr Magoo wrote:No fat on me, but my penis always looks over weight.

Try taking your specs off and it will look more lifesize.

wheres squint.