Vuvuzelas

So I spent approximately 90 minutes trying to watch Jamaica play Cuba in a friendly game at the National Stadium in Kingston this evening. There were scores of Vuvuzelas on sale, in and around the Stadium and doting Dads were buying them for their uninterested kids who just took the opportunity to make a racket. I fcuking hate them now. Substitutions were being made and I could not hear who was entering the pitch because of these annoying things. Am I wrong in wishing that everyone who bought one would just stick them where the sun doesn't shine? Jamaica won the game 1-0, by the way.

Ever considered moving to England? There are no Vuvuzelas here.

I hear Horwich is nice this time of year.

Keegan wrote:I hear Horwich is nice this time of year.

Stop mocking the home of BWFC.

"Entering the pitch?"

How mid-Atlantic is that? Sounds far too sexual for us Brits. We prefer to say "coming on to the pitch" - no sexual overtones there.

I'm getting a stiff upper lip just thinking about it.

You think "coming on to the pitch" has no sexual overtones?