CHARLIE Austin

Charlie smacks man for interrupting his personal charlie time and ends up in court (14.06 in link)


http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b020s9vz/BBC_Points_West_03_06_2013/


Naughty boy.

Found guilty of assault........


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-22759753

He's a very naughty boy Copper and I think Burnley FC should terminate his contract with immediate effect. On his way out o't'Turf if you could give him some directions to the Reebok Stadium we'll sign him up round about dinner time tomorrow on a free if that's ok. That would be nice.

I'd smack someone as well if they barged in my trap and started taking photos with their phone.


Straight swap for Ngog Hip Priest?

Straight swap for N'gog would do me just fine Copper. One of'em scores goals for fun while the other has a reputation for having to tuck his d1ck in his sock but in reality seems to trip up over it whenever presented with a decent goal scoring opportunity. No prizes for guessing which is which.

Can you all stop slating n'gog. He's our most gifted player

He's shit.

I'll stop calling Ngog shit when he starts scoring 15+ goals a season.

Until then he's shit.

He doesn't score as much as he should but he's a very clever player

scottjames30 wrote:I'll stop calling Ngog shit when he starts scoring 15+ goals a season.

Until then he's shit.

I'll expect him to score 15+ a season when he's played as a striker.

He's been 'slapped' with a 7 million price tag to deter everyone...

BoltonTillIDie wrote:He's been 'slapped' with a 7 million price tag to deter everyone...

It's just a number and we are trying our luck. There are plenty of barmy clubs out there who think money grows on trees, so it's best to aim high.

Our board would easily take £5 million for him right now.

Nobody wants him.