HomeIf you are lucky enough to be a Dad, what would you like to get for Father's Day - and what do you expect to get?
For the not yet fortunate, what are you getting for your dad?
For the not yet fortunate, what are you getting for your dad?
Father's Day
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Natasha Whittam
Angry Dad
waynagain
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2 Re: Father's Day Wed Jun 12 2013, 12:54
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
I get whisky and wierd stuff from the kids, taken out for a meal by the wife, and this year hoping for a BJ from Tanya in one of her games outfits, schoolgirl, maid , secretary, that'd make the day.
3 Re: Father's Day Wed Jun 12 2013, 13:07
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Angry Dad wrote:and this year hoping for a BJ from Tanya in one of her games outfits, schoolgirl, maid , secretary, that'd make the day.
This is a Father's Day gift?
Someone call the police.
4 Re: Father's Day Wed Jun 12 2013, 13:23
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Angry Dad wrote:..this year hoping for a BJ from Tanya in one of her games outfits, schoolgirl, maid , secretary, that'd make the day.
Why do you bother with this woman? - she clearly can't hold down a steady job or settle on a career path.
I'm lucky to get a card from my kids, but don't want or expect anything more. One year, one of my sons was skint so he bought me a bottle of Daddie's sauce which he thought was quite amusing.
My daughter has done some photographic modelling for an artist recently so I'm pretty much anticipating a framed picture from her - which would be nice, and I'd appreciate it but I do think it's a bit weird to give a picture of yourself to someone else. (and before you ask, yes she is gorgeous and no they're not nude shots)
5 Re: Father's Day Wed Jun 12 2013, 13:46
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
wanderlust wrote:Why do you bother with this woman? - she clearly can't hold down a steady job or settle on a career path.
That made me chuckle.
6 Re: Father's Day Wed Jun 12 2013, 16:33
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
She is like one of the family now,will miss her if she goes but i dont see that while she is pregnant, and i quite like sacking out on the sofa with the girls watching TV,woke up at gone 2 the other night sandwiched between them with my face jammed up against her bum i'd dribbled on it, she had leggings on nice smell though and i could taste it walking upstairs.Reebok Trotter wrote:wanderlust wrote:Why do you bother with this woman? - she clearly can't hold down a steady job or settle on a career path.
That made me chuckle.
7 Re: Father's Day Wed Jun 12 2013, 17:17
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
AD, have you ever thought of writing a novel? How about " Fifty Shades Of Brown" ?
8 Re: Father's Day Wed Jun 12 2013, 22:01
waynagain
Tony Kelly
Scottjames is hoping he gets a new shovel so he can go to the cemetary and get laid
9 Re: Father's Day Wed Jun 12 2013, 22:03
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
waynagain wrote:Scottjames is hoping he gets a new shovel so he can go to the cemetary and get laid
O have I touched a nerve you sensitive twat, get a grip , fucking man up you retard.
11 Re: Father's Day Wed Jun 12 2013, 22:09
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
I think you are having a breakdown Wayne.
12 Re: Father's Day Wed Jun 12 2013, 22:14
waynagain
Tony Kelly
Because I have the audacity to stand up to some lazy fat bastard threatening me on the internet?
14 Re: Father's Day Wed Jun 12 2013, 22:18
waynagain
Tony Kelly
scottjames30 wrote:
You've lost it Wayne.
You never had it to lose
16 Re: Father's Day Wed Jun 12 2013, 22:21
Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Night night guys, don't need my sleeping pills tonight!
18 Re: Father's Day Wed Jun 12 2013, 22:57
waynagain
Tony Kelly
scottjames30 wrote:Wayne does.
Unlike you I don't do drugs
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