Nigella assaulted!

Sad, but only a "little tiff" according to her husband.

Seeing on twitter that women are up in arms about it. Justified, he obviously has issues and needs help, anyone willing to raise their hands to a woman does.

Got me thinking though, would this story even merit a headline if it was the other way round.

If nigella put her hands on Saatchi do you think it'd be making the news? I don't.

It shouldn't make the news anyway, who gives a shite.

I'm more concerned that Hipster is sad enough to follow Nigella Lawson on Twitter...

Maybe he likes her cooking tips,

Reebok_Rebel wrote:I'm more concerned that Hipster is sad enough to follow Nigella Lawson on Twitter...

I don't....

Mr Magoo wrote:Maybe he likes her cooking tips,

Not a bad bit of cockney rhyming slang there Magoo.

Or maybe he like to watch her beating her mix.

It's like Dean Holdsworth said 'She was playing up, she deserved a slap' - it is fair enough. If Nigella was playing up, she deserved a slap.

Fucker needs his false teeth kicking down his throat.

He has made a public statement today, suggesting it was just a bit of horse play which the press have blown out of all proportion. I wonder if Charlie is her scriptwriter?