I bloody hate Glastonbury and I hate everyone who goes there.
Here are my reasons why:
It is full of tossers.
The only people who go to Glastonbury are people called Krispin and Ruth.
They all have a chip on their shoulder and are eco warriors.
They all believe in pointing stones in a northernly direction to give off a positive vibe.
They all smoke cannabis and think they are important.
They all take their guitars to play in their tents on a night.
They all wear army clothing as casual wear.
They all congregate around the toilets putting the world to rights about being green.
They all arrive at Glastonbury in a Volkswagen camper van.
It is just a gathering of complete and utter bellends.
What is your take on Glastonbury?
Here are my reasons why:
It is full of tossers.
The only people who go to Glastonbury are people called Krispin and Ruth.
They all have a chip on their shoulder and are eco warriors.
They all believe in pointing stones in a northernly direction to give off a positive vibe.
They all smoke cannabis and think they are important.
They all take their guitars to play in their tents on a night.
They all wear army clothing as casual wear.
They all congregate around the toilets putting the world to rights about being green.
They all arrive at Glastonbury in a Volkswagen camper van.
It is just a gathering of complete and utter bellends.
What is your take on Glastonbury?