Popcorn

I fucking hate it! It stinks and tastes awful.

Some twat managed to make a bag (not a bucket) of this shit last 90 minutes during a film I watched today. He also insisted on rustling the bag virtually nonstop. I was ready to cause a scene but my wife persuaded me to leave it on the grounds that as the cinema sells popcorn this moron is entitled to eat it. What I don't understand is why he couldn't eat it during the adverts like any normal person and how the fuck did he make it last so long? Plus why didn't the person he was with ask him to stop rustling the fucking bag for 90 minutes?

I feel slightly better for sharing that.  

I agree, I hate the stuff. I just don't get how people enjoy it. It's like eating cornflakes without milk. Just bland.

All different flavours, love it.

The only thing about popcorn I like is the smell, other than that it's one of the most over rated foods ever.

aaron_bwfc wrote:The only thing about popcorn I like is the smell, other than that it's one of the most over rated foods ever.

So do you buy a big box and sit there smelling it?

I bet RT does, the old twat as no teeth.

I like it, it's great!! Do t like the salted kind though...

Natasha Whittam wrote:

aaron_bwfc wrote:The only thing about popcorn I like is the smell, other than that it's one of the most over rated foods ever.

So do you buy a big box and sit there smelling it?

I didn't mean that you old bint, I wouldn't buy it just for the bloody smell.

I don't like it either.






Pork scratchings are what you need.

only thing it's good for is if you are on a diet. If you don't put butter on it you can eat a 5 gallon bucket and not gain weight

waynagain wrote:only thing it's good for is if you are on a diet. If you don't put butter on it you can eat a 5 gallon bucket and not gain weight

An American approach to weight loss, eat a 5 gallon bucket of popcorn.

waynagain wrote:only thing it's good for is if you are on a diet. If you don't put butter on it you can eat a 5 gallon bucket and not gain weight

Bollocks - it's practically 100% carbs.

a giant bucket only weighs about 4 oz. Maybe it would be better to follow the English approach to weight loss and eat 4 oz of lard.

waynagain wrote:a giant bucket only weighs about 4 oz. Maybe it would be better to follow the English approach to weight loss and eat 4 oz of lard.

I bet you eat popcorn chips n gravy Wayne.

scottjames30 wrote:

waynagain wrote:a giant bucket only weighs about 4 oz. Maybe it would be better to follow the English approach to weight loss and eat 4 oz of lard.

I bet you eat popcorn chips n gravy Wayne.

 How much do you want to bet?

waynagain wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

waynagain wrote:a giant bucket only weighs about 4 oz. Maybe it would be better to follow the English approach to weight loss and eat 4 oz of lard.

I bet you eat popcorn chips n gravy Wayne.

 How much do you want to bet?

I'll bet you a Big Mac.

scottjames30 wrote:

waynagain wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

waynagain wrote:a giant bucket only weighs about 4 oz. Maybe it would be better to follow the English approach to weight loss and eat 4 oz of lard.

I bet you eat popcorn chips n gravy Wayne.

 How much do you want to bet?

I'll bet you a Big Mac.

How about another 50,000 pounds? Same deal as uour other bet!!!

waynagain wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

waynagain wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

waynagain wrote:a giant bucket only weighs about 4 oz. Maybe it would be better to follow the English approach to weight loss and eat 4 oz of lard.

I bet you eat popcorn chips n gravy Wayne.

 How much do you want to bet?

I'll bet you a Big Mac.

How about another 50,000 pounds? Same deal as uour other bet!!!

  you're a proper dick aren't you .


Fatty.

scottjames30 wrote:

waynagain wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

waynagain wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

waynagain wrote:a giant bucket only weighs about 4 oz. Maybe it would be better to follow the English approach to weight loss and eat 4 oz of lard.

I bet you eat popcorn chips n gravy Wayne.

 How much do you want to bet?

I'll bet you a Big Mac.

How about another 50,000 pounds? Same deal as uour other bet!!!

   you're a proper dick aren't you .


Fatty.

 Seems like you are all talk