A gift for the new king.

Seeing that Nat has been kidnapped and everybody has forgot about her, Big Mike Bolton has stepped forwards to be the new king.

Now its traditional that we all buy him a nice gift, I'm going to get him a basket of harvest fruits, I think he'll like that.

What gift are you going to get for our new king ?

Ill get him a bag of big bones.

I'll get him some Gift Vouchers for Greggs.

I'll chip in with a set of new suitcases.

I'll send him the cake I made on thursday.

I'll send him the cake Magoo made on Thursday.

Haha Sluffy

BoltonTillIDie wrote:Ill get him a bag of big bones.

 

A giant pussy masturbator kit.

scottjames30 wrote:Seeing that Nat has been kidnapped and everybody has forgot about her, Big Mike Bolton has stepped forwards to be the new king.

Replacing me with Michael Bolton is like trying to replace Lionel Messi with Jason Lee.

I run this town.

you sure do nat ,great to have you back.

I have only just seen this thread, haha funny stuff!

Natasha Whittam wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:Seeing that Nat has been kidnapped and everybody has forgot about her, Big Mike Bolton has stepped forwards to be the new king.

Replacing me with Michael Bolton is like trying to replace Lionel Messi with Jason Lee.

I run this town.

Sorry Nat, I thought you'd been kidnapped by the Bulgarian Mafia, O shit, I've asked Mike to be the new top dog now.

WTF am I going to do now ?

This is awkward for me, can anyone help, his mum's taken him to pizza express to celebrate, she's so proud.

I can't break the bad news to him that there's been a mistake.

 

scottjames30 wrote:

Sorry Nat, I thought you'd been kidnapped by the Bulgarian Mafia, O shit, I've asked Mike to be the new top dog now.

WTF am I going to do now ?

This is awkward for me, can anyone help, his mum's taken him to pizza express to celebrate, she's so proud.

I can't break the bad news to him that there's been a mistake.

 

I now have some very dodgy Bulgarians in my clique - anymore of this shite and they will run you out of town. Minus your fingers.

This is not a democracy.