By the time the majority of you will read this, I shall be in bed, farting, snoring and in a semi-comatose state of oblivion. And I've been here for ages because I don't have to roll out of my pit for a while yet.
I'm currently enjoying a happy period of not actually having to get up and go to work because I'm on Jury Service in Manchester.
And it's a massive doddle.
We rock up at 10:30, sit round for a bit, then eventually get called into Court at about half one.
Then we sit there for a couple of hours listening to some fat bloke in a wig tell obvious lies for a bit and then His Honour decides he can't take much more and he sends us home.
And the best bit is we're getting paid our full salary (plus generous expenses) for doing it!
It's fantastic.
Anybody else done it?
I'm currently enjoying a happy period of not actually having to get up and go to work because I'm on Jury Service in Manchester.
And it's a massive doddle.
We rock up at 10:30, sit round for a bit, then eventually get called into Court at about half one.
Then we sit there for a couple of hours listening to some fat bloke in a wig tell obvious lies for a bit and then His Honour decides he can't take much more and he sends us home.
And the best bit is we're getting paid our full salary (plus generous expenses) for doing it!
It's fantastic.
Anybody else done it?