At last, a chance to do a 'Behind Enemy Lines', it seems ages since we last won a match. For those of you new to the site, on the rare occasion we actually win a game I delve into the forums, Facebook & Twitter accounts of the opposition fans. They rarely disappoint.
Off we go.....
The game hadn't kicked off but the Birmingham fans were confident:
Off we go.....
The game hadn't kicked off but the Birmingham fans were confident:
Clearly this guy had heard of Magoo & Mo:ClarksShoes wrote:We’ll piss this, Bolton are shit. Shit manager, shit players, shit fans. 4-1 to the City.
Kitty has been following Zat Knight's career:St_Andrews_Love wrote:I’ve heard Bolton are only bringing about 250 fans, presumably the only ones in a city of thousands who had the mental capacity to drive a car or find the right train.
Is CitySlicker a Bolton or Birmingham fan?Kitty1980 wrote:Lingard will score 5 against this shite! I hope Zak Knight is playing, he’s always good for a two goal start.
To be honest I agreed with this chap before the game:CitySlicker wrote:Ha Bolton have that dick beckford up front again theyll never score
Hipster would also like to spank Freedman, but in a hotel room smothered in whipped cream:SirTrevorFrancis wrote:Bolton being ultra defensive with two holding midfielders, they are defo there for the taking. I fancy us to crush them 3-0.
Darren in not the man to ask for betting tips:KenStone45 wrote:Clarkeys Army Going To Spank The Freedman SHITE!!!
This sounds painful:Darren_BCFC wrote:I can only see the Blues winning this by several goals. Bolton going down.
Was this Culcheth spotted on the train?Brum1988 wrote:Fuck da Bolton cunts up the arse
Is this the gay pub Angry Dad frequents?Busman12 wrote:I’ve just had the misfortune of sharing a train with the Bolton goons. Fuck me, I’ve never seen such a bunch of neanderthal twats in all my life. Fat, bald and smelly every single one of them. And that was just the women. Let’s stuff these twats!
Anyone know this guy? Lucky you if you do:HaveaHeart wrote:Just been speaking to some Bolton benders in the pub – they’re expecting a dicking. Let’s make sure they get what they came for.
Another brilliant tipster:King Kevin wrote:I work in Bolton and these twats think they have a divine right to be in the Premier League, never mind the Championship. The way they talk it’s just a matter of time before they win the Champions League. Let’s murder these cunts and make my working week a sweet one!
And another:999Quickly wrote:Good team picked by Clarkey, home win banker this one.
At last, someone we can trust. Slasher78 will be bringing us the lottery results on Saturday morning:DickyDavid21 wrote:Easy 3 points today, these Bolton inbreds won’t know whats hit em. We’ll be in touching distance of the play-offs by 3pm today.
The game kicks off but Bolton shock the home side by taking a 12th minute lead, and the locals are not happy:Slasher78 wrote:Bolton look good on paper, amazing they can’t get it together on the pitch. But we all know that will happen today. 1-2 I’m afraid.
Fuck off
Clark Out!
Wankers, every fucking time I get my hopes up this shit happens
Fuck off Clark you Geordie wanker
Shit defence as always
Shit keeper again, it was a fucking back pass
FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS PLAY FOR THE SHIRT YOU CUNTS HAVE SOME PRIDE YOU CUNTS
I can see us going down, we are too open at the back with a poor goalkeeper
Open your eyes Clark you cunt, we are fucking shit!
We can’t handle anyone with pace, Beckford made us look like mugs
It’s early days but Bolton seem to have pace all over the pitch. Or maybe we’re just extra slow.
Bailey thinks Beckford is on drugs. It would explain his shit finishing.You can’t deny the finish by Beckford, but we have to tighten up. It’s gonna be a long afternoon at this rate.
Larry needs to eat more bananas:Aston_Bailey wrote:Beckford is a slow fucker but we made him look like Ben Johnson
Beckford was scabby, we get it:LaidbackLarry wrote:Every time I’ve been for a dump this season we’ve let in a goal, FFS when will I learn to hold it in?
The game carries on but the Blues are mixed in their views:Kuntster wrote:Scabby cunt, scabby becford mishit it the scabby twat.
JackSprat34 wrote:This is shit. This is exactly how we were playing last season. No idea in attack and shit at the back. Fuck off Clark you knobber.
Jimmy Riddle & Gunther can't agree:Claytonbridge wrote:Early days yet folks, we’ll batter these bastards by full-time.
Jimmy Riddle wrote:Clark out, just get him out!
Someone is hearing voices:Gunther wrote:Clark is doing a top job, plenty of time left to win this one.
Jobsworth wants Sepp Blatter to be his penpal:LonelyPlaceMan wrote:I’m home alone and haven’t seen anyone for 3 days. The anger is building up inside me. Don’t you fuckers dare lose this game. I can still hear my bitch of a wife laughing at the Blues and that’s quite strange seeing as she’s buried under the patio. Who’s laughing now bitch? Oh, you still are.
Birmingham go on the attack and Reilly goes close for them:Jobsworth wrote:The goalposts should definitely be made smaller, Beckford had too much to aim for. I’ll e-mail FIFA.
Fran1976 wrote:Oooooooh, nearly 1-1. That ginger biscuit tipped it round the post.
Winny The Witch wrote:Ginger wanker!
Viktor Boss wrote:Predictable. Bogdan was fucking Massimo Taibi last week but this week he’s fucking Gordan Banks. Twat!
Finn clutches at straws:ShitOnVilla wrote:This has 2-1 Blues written all over it. Come on!!
Half-time comes and goes, and on 64 minutes a mistake by Birmingham keeper Darren Randolph lets in Neil Danns to score for Bolton:Finn wrote:Did that cross the line, he scooped it out the cunt. Ref! Where’s the technology? Oh fuck off.
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
You overpaid twats, useless wankers, cunts
What the fuck does Clark say at halftime? Be shit and let the opposition in?
Resign Clark, you don’t know what your doing
City Boy turns to God:Fuckin Randolph, we’d be better with fuckin Rudolph the red nosed twat
This guy remembers Danns when he played for Birmingham:City_Boy wrote:I prayed Sunderland would go after Lee Clark. Thanks a lot God, you can feed 5000 people with a couple of bread rolls and a fish finger, but can’t move this tit on when I ask you.
LPM is back, and this time even scarier:HammyWhammy wrote:Of all the people, that fucking excuse for a footballer Neil Danns!! Who’s going to get the third, Ross Nelson of Jossy’s Giants??!!
Ngog will never score a hat-trick:LonelyPlaceMan wrote:Still home alone. Wife still playing with worms in the garden. Still fucking angry at this wanker managing the club. If someone comes to the door now they will join my wife in garden. I feel this anger inside me. Is it eating me up from the inside? How can I express it if I never see anyone? Does anyone have Lee Clark’s address?
The bedsheets are out:Gutted56 wrote:2-0 down to the worst side in the league. I bet that cunt Ngog comes on now and scores a hat-trick just to rub it in. Clark out.
But then Zigic pulls one back and it’s game on!ClarkMustGoNow wrote:Leave this club now Clark you twat, we didn’t want you in the first place, just fuck off back to the North East. Two down to a club without a win and hardly a goal all season. Fuck off.
Yessssss! Get in my son. I knew Herman Munster would come good.
Fuck Tony Knowles!
At last! Now let’s attack these cunts and get the 3 points
They are shit, come on!
Fuck you Fredman and your oily sidekick
Zigic is gonna get you, gonna get you
3-2 City, I can see it!
The game moves into injury time and Liam Feeney seems to handle the ball in the penalty area but the ref waves away the protests. Half of Birmingham goes mental:FUCK OFF NEIL DANNS!
Are you shittin me ref, dat was a fukin pen you fukin cheat
Who is this blind cunt?
It’s a pity this twats eyes aren’t as big as his ears
Cheating Bolton bastards, same old Bolton, always cheating.
Fuck me, he virtually caught the fucking ball
I really don’t believe that, I really don’t. No really I don’t. Ok I do, refs are biased.
Does Dougie use Paypal?REF CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Refs are shit:LambShank wrote:Seriously, you have to doubt the impartibility of refs these days. Someone should be checking this cunts bank account right now – I bet there’s a fucking big Paypal payment from DouglasFreedman69.
Jobsworth is back and this time he has a direct line to Sepp Blatter:KillaKarma wrote:That is a penalty in any game, in any country, in any era. Feeney fuckin jumped up to try and catch the fucker! Something has to be done about these refs.
The game ends and the natives are very restless, but Dom looks on the bright side:Jobsworth wrote:You shouldn’t be able to jump in football. I’ll e-mail FIFA.
Honest_Dom wrote:WE ARE FUCKED. FUCKED I TELL YA! DID I TELL YOU WE ARE FUCKED. CLARK OUT. FUCKED WE ARE.
LoveHate1981 wrote:We are going down. Bolton are the worst team in the league and they beat us easily. We are a laughing stock. Fuck off Clark
LPM is on the move and he's had enough:Flower Power wrote:Clark you twat, try watching a re-run of that shit without being sick. Wanker!
LonelyPlaceMan wrote:I'm heading round to Clark's house right now. I will block his toilet, shag his cat, write 'You Smell' on his bedroom wall, and flash his neighbour. I warned you Clark.