I'm stunned

My wife has just told me that I wank in my sleep, she say's at least twice a week WTF:afraid:

Who's having a laugh here, you or your mrs AD? 

Are you a bigger wanker than you thought?

No joke you guy's she just told me.

She's pulling your pud I think?

She thinks it's funny, I don't cos I don't know anything about .

Soul Kitchen wrote:She's pulling your pud I think?

She's not like that SK.

I did once give her a slap in my sleep and call her Mandy
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So you must be the biggest Wanker on here then.

Have you not poked her in the back yet?

And then tried to have sex with her in your sleep yet?

Yes I have sleep fucked,did'nt some husband get done for rape for that??

i had a mate who used to try and shag his wife when he was asleep! She just let him get on with it

This little snippet stunned me. The guy has got some balls, I'll give him that.

http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/protestor-nails-genitals-to-ground-2

My doc say's i have to take another blood test as my white cells are a tad below its a reading of 3.5 and the norm is between 4.00 to 10.00 but he says it could be i had been fighting an infection or its just a lab fuck up , but its normal to be up and down and nothing to worry about but why the fuck does he want me to take another bloody test.  I have had a chest cold recently though and i have been overdoing the drink a bit but i aint scared of nothing but medical stuff and spiders, anyone had a low WBC?