I'm Looking For The Ark.

The Ark Of The Covenant, does anyone on here know where it is?

I'm heading over to Jerusalem but don't know where to start, it might not even be there? 

Its worth a few bob apparently.

It might be in our spare bedroom, there's all sorts of shit in there.

It's probably under a pile of ironing.

I'll check in a bit.

scottjames30 wrote:The Ark Of The Covenant, does anyone on here know where it is?

I'm heading over to Jerusalem but don't know where to start, it might not even be there? 

Its worth a few bob apparently.

If it's as old as they say then it would have rotted away by now unless the wood was treated with creosote or cuprinol.

I bought one on ebay for 2 quid.(choice of colours). I got the green,it goes with the wallpaper.

Simon cowell has it.

It was treated with Norotatol.

Fecking hell Scott you posted at 6.30am, did you shit the bed.
who on earth gets up at that time, I struggle with 9.30am.

It's at the Ardwick end of the Mancunian Way. it sells trimmings and haberdashery

I've heard that it possesses magical powers, someone's hid it somewhere and not told any fucker.

The Hebrews are involved somewhere. I've wasted years assuming they were Jewish tea bags. You live and learn.

It looks like this, so if you see it let me know.

Cheers, i'll be round in my van sharpish.

Ron Wyatt found it but lost it again!

I have a box of Terry's all gold ?

It'll be in somebody's cellar up Daubhill.