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I'm guessing all of you are men. Therefore you are almost certainly a ponce.
Let's be honest, sport is dominated by men - both on and off the pitch/ring/course. But why are they all acting like a bunch of tarts?
Let me explain. Most sport has an element of risk, especially contact sports like football, boxing and dwarf chucking. But the way modern professional sport is going that risk will soon be gone as the Health & Safety ponces will have taken over.
Let me give you some examples. The Froch/Groves fight last night was excellent and was building to a great conclusion, but the ponce of a referee stepped in when Groves got a little tap and stopped the fight. While the referee refused to comment, the British Boxing Board of Control backed the referee saying Groves was at risk of injury.
What a load of utter bullshit. A boxer knows he has a small chance of permanent injury when he picks up the gloves, that's what makes boxing unpredictable and exciting. If we're going to take away that risk they might as well box in suits of armour.
And what about the football yesterday. Wes "Twat" Brown makes a great tackle on Charlie "Twat" Adam and is sent off. Does Mark "Twat" Hughes and Adam admit the ref got it wrong? Do they fuck. Hughes claims it was the right decision and Adam said he clipped him. Ponces.
And then later in the game Sunderland striker Steven "Twat" Fletcher goes down after being (lightly) kicked in the chest, but he decides to hold his head. What a twat.
And then there's the shower of shite England cricket team, not a spine between them. Cooke and Trott blaming the intimidating atmosphere for their batting collapses. Ponces.
What is happening to our favourite sports, why are they being played and run by ponces?
Let's be honest, sport is dominated by men - both on and off the pitch/ring/course. But why are they all acting like a bunch of tarts?
Let me explain. Most sport has an element of risk, especially contact sports like football, boxing and dwarf chucking. But the way modern professional sport is going that risk will soon be gone as the Health & Safety ponces will have taken over.
Let me give you some examples. The Froch/Groves fight last night was excellent and was building to a great conclusion, but the ponce of a referee stepped in when Groves got a little tap and stopped the fight. While the referee refused to comment, the British Boxing Board of Control backed the referee saying Groves was at risk of injury.
What a load of utter bullshit. A boxer knows he has a small chance of permanent injury when he picks up the gloves, that's what makes boxing unpredictable and exciting. If we're going to take away that risk they might as well box in suits of armour.
And what about the football yesterday. Wes "Twat" Brown makes a great tackle on Charlie "Twat" Adam and is sent off. Does Mark "Twat" Hughes and Adam admit the ref got it wrong? Do they fuck. Hughes claims it was the right decision and Adam said he clipped him. Ponces.
And then later in the game Sunderland striker Steven "Twat" Fletcher goes down after being (lightly) kicked in the chest, but he decides to hold his head. What a twat.
And then there's the shower of shite England cricket team, not a spine between them. Cooke and Trott blaming the intimidating atmosphere for their batting collapses. Ponces.
What is happening to our favourite sports, why are they being played and run by ponces?
