Someone is using my bin.

Does anyone know a trap i can make, i don't want the trap to kill them though as I want to beat the shit out of them when they're alive.

This is serious shite now, it won't be the neighbours as they're on their last warning with me and want to see Christmas out , so i need a trap.

Put a large Rat in it a wild one,that will make the fucker shit himself.

Angry Dad wrote:Put a large Rat in it a wild one,that will make the fucker shit himself.

The last time i put an animal in my bin i ended up with a load of maggots .

I mean catch a live one. Those fuckers go for the throat when you open a box or lift up a lid.

how about you get in the bin, that would scare the shit out of them when they open the lid!  or being more sensible how about a CCTV camera?

Put a neighbours cat in there.

I'm sure some old woman did the same thing a year or so ago and nobody ever put any other stuff in that bin from then on.



She got arrested though but I'm sure you will agree that's a small price to pay for bin exclustvity.

I couldn't care less if somebody uses my bin to dump their waste as long as they leave enough room for me to get rid of my own crap.

I'm quite a bit like Scott here, I hate it if someone uses our bin now we are on a fortnightly collection.

Even worse is that when the bin men have been and they leave them all over and someone can't be bothered to go looking for it , they take mine!

It really winds me up  

I work all over the north-west and can categorically state that everywhere these days bin men and their drivers are the biggest bunch of twats on the road - they think they fuckin own both sides of it and think they are the  judge dread of rubbish collections - for fucks sake you are BIN MEN if you were any fuckin good at anything else you wouldn't be one you thick pompous bunch of hi-viz cunts, collect my shit and be grateful you dickheads.

Alf Hooker wrote:I work all over the north-west and can categorically state that everywhere these days bin men and their drivers are the biggest bunch of twats on the road - they think they fuckin own both sides of it and think they are the  judge dread of rubbish collections - for fucks sake you are BIN MEN if you were any fuckin good at anything else you wouldn't be one you thick pompous bunch of hi-viz cunts, collect my shit and be grateful you dickheads.

 

Snob.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Alf Hooker wrote:I work all over the north-west and can categorically state that everywhere these days bin men and their drivers are the biggest bunch of twats on the road - they think they fuckin own both sides of it and think they are the  judge dread of rubbish collections - for fucks sake you are BIN MEN if you were any fuckin good at anything else you wouldn't be one you thick pompous bunch of hi-viz cunts, collect my shit and be grateful you dickheads.

 

Snob.

Pissed myself reading this. Nice one Mr Hooker.

Alf Hooker wrote:I work all over the north-west and can categorically state that everywhere these days bin men and their drivers are the biggest bunch of twats on the road - they think they fuckin own both sides of it and think they are the  judge dread of rubbish collections - for fucks sake you are BIN MEN if you were any fuckin good at anything else you wouldn't be one you thick pompous bunch of hi-viz cunts, collect my shit and be grateful you dickheads.

I agree, I hate poor people blocking my way in to my nice warm shiny office of a morning...

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

Alf Hooker wrote:I work all over the north-west and can categorically state that everywhere these days bin men and their drivers are the biggest bunch of twats on the road - they think they fuckin own both sides of it and think they are the  judge dread of rubbish collections - for fucks sake you are BIN MEN if you were any fuckin good at anything else you wouldn't be one you thick pompous bunch of hi-viz cunts, collect my shit and be grateful you dickheads.

I agree, I hate poor people blocking my way in to my nice warm shiny office of a morning...

I've never known a poor bin man, they all drive BMW's and Audi's.

Cant you shit in your bin scott that might put them off but it needs to be a hot day really.
Cut a long story short i was waiting for a vandal at this old girls house and she went out and locked the door to the house so i shit in her tomato grow bag and mixed it in and covered it up, i never heard anything so i hope she enjoyed her tomato's.

Put something smelly and sticky on your bin lid handle for a couple of weeks. They'll come unstuck and will try a different bin next time.