Range Rover = Small Willy

I hate Range Rovers. In fact I hate all 4x4 cars. Or to be more specific, I hate the tossers who drive them.

No one needs a Range Rover or any other 4x4 car. We all live in places that are perfectly accessible by a normal car.

They are driven by two kinds of people:

1) Men who have small knobs. Sick of the constant shame, they use their Range Rover as a penis extension - trying to prove they are better than other men. They aren't. They are pitiful.

2) Women who want to show they have a successful husband, albeit with a small penis. They haven't worked a day in their lives but are happy to lord it over the other women in the school playground - they'd rather marry into wealth than achieve something themselves. They are pitiful.

Range Rover tossers.

Not sure what the penile fascination is about but i agree.

the only people i see driving range rover sports are women of about 29-38 years old almost exclusively blonde with a friend in tow, big sunglasses and of course horrific designer bags and boots.

Couldn't agree more, and more often than not they're loaned to the hilt just to buy one.

I'd like to buy one, but I'm not reducing the size of my willy to please anybody.

I drive a 4x4 automatic but it's not a Range Rover. I bought it in 2008 mainly because it is very comfortable and I have two dogs. I have a dog gate in the back and there is ample room for them when I take them out. A family saloon would be inadequate.

The downside is that the cost of diesel is quite steep. It costs over £100 for a full tank.

When I bought it the salesman never queried the size of my package but as I only have a 2 inch cock I am quite pleased that he never raised the issue.

Funny, you don't look Chinese.

This scouse bitch near me is new money wears gym gear all the time just got a brand new range rover and a boob job but shes still a scouse bitch.