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boltonbonce wrote:

Breadman wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

Sluffy wrote:Ok, I'll remove all the tits!

That'll only leave me on the forum!

Boom boom!!

You here all week?

The dog act cancelled at short notice.

Ah, I see.

When's the bingo start?

Loving the new avatar, by the way but somebody should tell him he'll never got of the ground with that set-up.

Needs more feathers.

That's my Uncle Stan. He was always a bit of a puzzle. Under the influence of stolen firewater he attacked Salters sports shop in Farnworth and got away with 3 rugby balls and an Aston Villa shirt.He vanished 8 years ago after an attempt to gatecrash a meeting of the John Wayne appreciation society.

Them John Wayne fans can be mean.

I only said "Did you know he was actually called Marion? Yeah, a girl's name. How funny's that?" and they got all arsey about it and told me to "get off my horse and drink my milk."

Which was a bit odd, 'cos I wasn't on a horse and I was drinking Trophy bitter.....

Anyroad.......Hope Uncle Stan's doing ok, wherever he is.

I think he was sectioned under the mental health act. A fate that comes to many whites supporters.

Well done for removing the banner. Every time I opened a page I had to scroll down the page a bit to make it go away.

By the way, could anybody work out which was the biggest tit?

Magoo.

 

boltonbonce wrote:Magoo.

     

I didn't see them!! Any chance of a private viewing??

Look in the Banner section.

I am outraged that my breasts have been used on a banner.

If it happens again I will sue you all.

Twats.

I missed the breasts. 

That would a real fillip for me, but alas not to be.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I am outraged that my breasts have been used on a banner.

If it happens again I will sue you all.

Twats.

Are you mad because you didn't get any royalties?  

karlypants wrote:

Are you mad because you didn't get any royalties?  

No, I'm mad because my perfect breasts have been used for titillation.

titillation, I didn't get any of that,

I'll bet there's much nicer tits on the RSPB site?

Soul Kitchen wrote:I'll bet there's much nicer tits on the RSPB site?

There are -all member of the paridae family. The biggest are great tits (p.major)- but there also blue ones(p.caeralus) from not wearing a vest.. You can find azure ones(p.cyanus)- but they're rare. There  are a few sombre tits (p.lugubris). Up north you'll find a few  crested tits (p.cristatus)-  and if you're lucky you might spot some bearded tits (p(p.biarmicus). The best though are penduline tits ( (p.pendulinus) -Nat knows all about these as she claims ownership of a pair off these droopy specimens.

Are the blue tits one's that have been left to swing free and are discoloured due to bruising?
Has the bearded tit got any links to the bearded clam or am I having a senior moment?

Soul Kitchen wrote:Are the blue tits one's that have been left to swing free and are discoloured due to bruising?
Has the bearded tit got any links to the bearded clam or am I having a senior moment?

No they're too small to swing anywhere. And as for clams- yes -it's a senior moment. Clams can't fly. Tits like Nuts though

rammywhite wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:Are the blue tits one's that have been left to swing free and are discoloured due to bruising?
Has the bearded tit got any links to the bearded clam or am I having a senior moment?

No they're too small to swing anywhere. And as for clams- yes -it's a senior moment. Clams can't fly. Tits like Nuts though

And don't nuts have an attraction to bearded clams?