Why Do You Need Porn?

You bunch of fooking perverts.

I've been reading the lark/owl thread and it's clear the majority of you see the evenings and early hours of the morning as "porn time".

Amazing as I find it, reading your posts it's clear that many of you have wives/partners so let me ask you a question - why do you need porn?

Surely you'd rather look at your own wife's vagina than look at the vaginas of strangers?

So fess up you perverts, why do you need porn? Is your wife not enough? Does she refuse to have sex with you? Is she a munter?

You are a amongst friends so please be honest.

Don't need it. Mrs BB is 39 and goes like a train.

i trawl the internet looking for pictures of you Nat, one day i will find one and stick it on here.

Norpig wrote:i trawl the internet looking for pictures of you Nat, one day i will find one and stick it on here.

  

Norpig wrote:i trawl the internet looking for pictures of you Nat, one day i will find one and stick it on here.

I've never been involved in porn, you are wasting your time.

Pervert.

any kind of picture will do, i have wipes for my screen as well so it's all good

With those tits, i can understand y. 

Mr Magoo wrote:With those tits, i can understand y. 

Just because your tits are bigger, no need to be rude.

Love it.

If porn wasn't around, Scott would still be a virgin.

Natasha Whittam wrote:
You are a amongst friends so please be honest.

Rare grammatical error there.

Did you type this with one hand?

doffcocker wrote:

Rare grammatical error there.

Did you type this with one hand?

I love that you follow my work so closely. You can run my official fan club if you want.

Why do I need porn?
Well, what else do you expect me to masturbate to?

Natasha Whittam wrote:
I love that you follow my work so closely. You can run my official fan club if you want.

We're alike, you and I. You might not want to admit it but many arch-enemies are similar in more ways than they care to believe. Ferguson and Dalglish, Keane and Vieira, Liam Gallagher and Damon Albarn, Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort.

But coming back to your original question, it's just silly to think that because you're in with somebody you fancy, you lose all sexual interest in other human beings.
It's just not how the world works.

Means I can take the splint off, and it won't fall over.

Biggie wrote:Why do I need porn?
Well, what else do you expect me to masturbate to?

I agree!

Sometimes we need a quick stress release at my desk!   

WANKER ALERT

I've been watching porn since my dad brought home our Ferguson videostar back in the early 80's. I still can't look my dad in the face after watching snow white and the seven dwarfs, which I found in his wardrobe.

Culcheth_White wrote:I've been watching porn since my dad brought home our Ferguson videostar back in the early 80's.

Did he have to take the front room window out to get it in?  

Mr Magoo wrote:WANKER ALERT

What's with the constant caps these days, is the caps lock key stuck or something?