Bogus Bolton bus seat sniffer story goes viral

A FAKE news story about a "weirdo" who sniffs bus seats in Bolton has become an internet sensation.

The story, headlined "WHO IS THE BOLTON BUS SEAT SNIFFER?", has been doing the rounds on social media such as Facebook and Twitter in the last few days, despite being almost two years old.

The "story" appeared in the Sport in February 2012, and featured pictures purporting to be from CCTV footage of the man sniffing bus seats.

t also has quotes from Alfred Snitterthwaite, chairman of the the non-existent Bolton Municipal Bus and Tram Company.

The story says: "The weirdo – who always has the exact correct change – has been seen boarding the bus (pronounced “buzz” locally) from as far afield as Farnworth, Horwich and even Anglezarke."

A Greater Manchester Police spokesman confirmed that the force had no record of the incident.

I've read some shit in my time but what the fuck is going on in Bolton these days?

Doffcocker needs to get out just like everyone else.

I was told it was breadman, he also licks window's and rides his bike with his Knob out.

Mr Magoo wrote:I was told it was breadman, he also licks window's and rides his bike with his Knob out.

You could be right there Magoo as he does have his Hovis bicycle!  

Mr Magoo wrote:I was told it was breadman, he also licks window's and rides his bike with his Knob out.

And.......?

Your point is.......?

Magoo's a bit testy today. I think his HRT patch has fallen off.

And y would I have a point.

Mr Magoo wrote:And y would I have a point.

Are you telling me you've never cycled through Bideford or Barnstaple in the buff?

Dirty liar.....

Mr Magoo wrote:I was told it was breadman, he also licks window's and rides his bike with his Knob out.

 

Mr Magoo wrote:I was told it was breadman, he also licks window's and rides his bike with his Knob out.

I tried this once, but it was awkward explaining to the wife how I had tyre marks on my knob, damned painful too !  

gloswhite wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:I was told it was breadman, he also licks window's and rides his bike with his Knob out.

I tried this once, but it was awkward explaining to the wife how I had tyre marks on my knob, damned painful too !  

 

I prefer Woolacombe, nice and windy, I had lunch at Woolacombe today.

nuffin rong wiv riding your bike in your birfday suit

Mr Magoo wrote:I prefer Woolacombe, nice and windy, I had lunch at Woolacombe today.

Butt naked?

Mr Magoo wrote:I was told it was breadman, he also licks window's and rides his bike with his Knob out.

  

Sir Nut's Dad wrote:nuffin rong wiv riding your bike in your birfday suit

Do you know Paul Smith by any chance?

Soul Kitchen wrote:

Do you know Paul Smith by any chance?

Clothing and fashion were never Sir Nuts Dad's strong point.

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:

Do you know Paul Smith by any chance?

Clothing and fashion were never Sir Nuts Dad's strong point.

   A Bike was only ever enough!

That is just wrong Karlitwatflaps

Mr Magoo wrote:That is just wrong Karlitwatflaps

It's just the same as you when you go out on dawlish warren beach butt naked with your lilo and cocktail in your hand!