Am I normal...

When somebody interrupts the microwave mid cycle and leaves the clock with a few seconds remaining I can't stand it to stay like that. It has to go down to zero or be blank.

Am I normal?



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Biggie wrote:When somebody interrupts the microwave mid cycle and leaves the clock with a few seconds remaining I can't stand it to stay like that. It has to go down to zero or be blank.

Am I normal?



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Sounds reasonable.

When I start one of my cars up to run the engines for awhile I can't turn it off until I am sure the exhaust is red hot and all the water inside the exhaust has burnt off.

I sometimes become mildly infuriated if someone flashes me out at a junction and I thank them - but don't thank me back/acknowledge my thanks.

Am I normal?

Biggie wrote:When somebody interrupts the microwave mid cycle and leaves the clock with a few seconds remaining I can't stand it to stay like that. It has to go down to zero or be blank.

Am I normal?



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I understand where your coming from, why can't the person press the cancel button to reset the clock?

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Biggie wrote:Add your own angry and karly!

The thing that really pisses me off is when someone is sat at our dining table and gets up to move away, they can't put the frigging chair back!

When I'm sitting on the can I worry that something is gonna come up the pipe and bite my nuts, am I normal.

Angry Dad wrote:When I'm sitting on the can I worry that something is gonna come up the pipe and bite my nuts, am I normal.

Hopefully if they are dangling in front, I would be more concerned about something biting your arsehole.

Your nuts dangle in front?

Are you normal...?

I get edgy if someone is standing next to on my right side  is that normal.

Angry Dad wrote:I get edgy if someone is standing next to on my right side  is that normal.

Not it's not, do you need therapy?   

When I'm eating a meal I have to eat the various elements in a particular order. Not a rigid specific order. But, for example, if eating something like an English breakfast I need to eat the least favoured things on the plate first working through the items in ascending order of scrumptiousness and working my way up to the best bits to finish on. It would be almost illegal to finish the meal off with a bit of egg white rather than a tasty piece of bacon. Does everyone do this?

Am I normal?

I do that too.

I Can't relax unless I sleep on the right side of any bed I may be in, is that normal.

Angry Dad wrote:I Can't relax unless I sleep on the right side of any bed I may be in, is that normal.

Good one. Im similar but its not the same side in every bed. It depends on where the bed is located, where the door is, where the window is.  But i have to have the side that fefls right to me.

Also. It's Am i normal?

I rarely go for a number two without some form of entertainment, usually Bolton nuts on my phone.

Am I normal?

Am I normal I have various weapons knives mainly in strategic positions round the house.i was once burgled but was asleep and woke up to two men in my house who hit me with baseball bats and a machete I escaped by diving out of the patio doors which they had got through,and raised the alarm.When the police came I had machete wounds to my head had a cat scan and hundreds of stitches in my head.The doctor said I was lucky to be alive.I dream of them coming back and killing them on my property(No Jury In The Land would convict me)although I've increased security infrared cameras security gates I have Murder on my mind Am I normal.

When Bolton lose I take it out on my dogs rear end.

Am I normal?

scottjames30 wrote:When Bolton lose I take it out on my dogs rear end.

Am I normal?

.....and when we win, you let your dogs take it out on your rear end?
No you ain't normal