Dont know why but for the last few day's i have been having the most wierd dreams some of them horrific. Last night it was about this school girl from a private posh school in sussex and i had to take her for a day out in Brighton at the request of her parents who were paying me to look after her. She wanted to ride on the top of a bus so i took her on one and she sat near the window then a guy opposite me say's excuse me mate but do you know that girl sitting next to you is dead. I said what the fuck are you on about? looking round at her she was normal watching the big wheel on the seafront, i look back at him and there's a worm wiggling out of the corner of his eye so i jump up and start punching his head like a maniac and it bursts open and hundred's of worms fall out then i wake up in a sweat with a racing heartbeat its got so i dread going to bed.
Nightmares.
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2 Re: Nightmares. on Tue Feb 04 2014, 17:00
Keegan
Moderator
Is there a man who has passed away that you have unresolved issues with? I would recommend that you visit his grave and talk to 'him'. Just tell that grave everything that you wish you could say to him in person - pour out your heart - empty it of any emotion that is pent up regarding this person, then go home and get drunk and have a nice sleep.
Failing that, take two aspirin and call me in the morning.
The first bit is serious, though.
Failing that, take two aspirin and call me in the morning.
The first bit is serious, though.
3 Re: Nightmares. on Tue Feb 04 2014, 17:05
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
There might be a demonic force living in your bedroom AD. seek a priest . 
4 Re: Nightmares. on Tue Feb 04 2014, 17:07
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
@Keegan wrote:Is there a man who has passed away that you have unresolved issues with? I would recommend that you visit his grave and talk to 'him'. Just tell that grave everything that you wish you could say to him in person - pour out your heart - empty it of any emotion that is pent up regarding this person, then go home and get drunk and have a nice sleep.
This is quite true from experience!
5 Re: Nightmares. on Tue Feb 04 2014, 18:37
Keegan
Moderator
I know - as I said, this bit is serious.@karlypants wrote:@Keegan wrote:Is there a man who has passed away that you have unresolved issues with? I would recommend that you visit his grave and talk to 'him'. Just tell that grave everything that you wish you could say to him in person - pour out your heart - empty it of any emotion that is pent up regarding this person, then go home and get drunk and have a nice sleep.
This is quite true from experience!
6 Re: Nightmares. on Wed Feb 05 2014, 01:48
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Fuck me Keegan I never thought of anything like that, thing is the girl thing did happen it was a job I did for this rich couple in London the daughter was at Roedean and there was a guy that had nothing to do with that and it was years ago maybe 5 that I had to restrain after an attempted attack on a client he fell awkwardly and died a few day's later of head injuries but I would'nt know what happened to his remains.
7 Re: Nightmares. on Wed Feb 05 2014, 01:53
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Keegan tell me how you came to that reasoning.
8 Re: Nightmares. on Wed Feb 05 2014, 02:17
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
It can't be that surely I've never given it a second thought I'm not that type to worry about what the consequences of other peoples actions are to themselves.
9 Re: Nightmares. on Wed Feb 05 2014, 02:22
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Think I will read for a couple of hours then head home early there's an all night maccy d's down the road .
11 Re: Nightmares. on Wed Feb 05 2014, 02:54
Keegan
Moderator
It's sort of like that girl you never shagged and years and countless women later, your mind drifts to her and you wonder where she is, what/who she's doing now etc. Unfinished business rests on your mind, in your subconscious. You usually don't recognize that's the case, but it's there. Some you can't fix - but a placebo can work. Sometimes a photo of the person you wanted to speak to, can take the place. It is the same reasoning behind confessionals or the psychiatrist's couch.@Angry Dad wrote:Keegan tell me how you came to that reasoning.
13 Re: Nightmares. on Wed Feb 05 2014, 16:10
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Strange you should bring this up AD but both my wife and I had weird dreams on Sunday night for the first time in ages. We were both sat bolt upright in bed at 4 in the morning going WTF!
I put it down to mixing red wine and whisky, but I do think that there is a greater tendency to have vivid dreams when the weather changes - maybe something to do with electricity in the atmosphere or changes in air pressure?
I put it down to mixing red wine and whisky, but I do think that there is a greater tendency to have vivid dreams when the weather changes - maybe something to do with electricity in the atmosphere or changes in air pressure?
14 Re: Nightmares. on Wed Feb 05 2014, 17:51
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
That's wierd wander because the same thing happened a few nights ago to us we both woke up around 4am she was yelling don't leave me and I was was shouting his fucking heads come off!!! And we never did it together before and that evening we both had a bottle of wine between us then a couple of large scotches. She dreamt I was having an affair an leaving her and I dreamt I was having a playful fight with her brother when I got him in a headlock and his head just came off. We ended up sitting up with the TV on until daylight. Whisky just does not mix with wine.@wanderlust wrote:Strange you should bring this up AD but both my wife and I had weird dreams on Sunday night for the first time in ages. We were both sat bolt upright in bed at 4 in the morning going WTF!
I put it down to mixing red wine and whisky, but I do think that there is a greater tendency to have vivid dreams when the weather changes - maybe something to do with electricity in the atmosphere or changes in air pressure?
15 Re: Nightmares. on Wed Feb 05 2014, 17:53
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
I have to say that a lot of these bad dreams involve peoples heads 
16 Re: Nightmares. on Tue Feb 11 2014, 05:11
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
I am awake early because I was dreaming I was having a threesome with Katy Perry and Suranne Jones and I woke up before they finished what they were doing,now that's a nightmare I can't get back there.
18 Re: Nightmares. on Tue Feb 11 2014, 08:02
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
@Keegan wrote:It's sort of like that girl you never shagged
You mean all the women in Jamaica.......
19 Re: Nightmares. on Thu Jan 21 2016, 16:11
Guest
Guest
Scotts Thursday throw back. Another ad special
21 Re: Nightmares. on Tue May 07 2019, 17:50
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
I thought this was going to be a thread about someone who checked Bonce's search history.
24 Re: Nightmares. on Wed May 08 2019, 15:06
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Had a bad one a few weeks back still think about it.
25 Re: Nightmares. on Wed May 08 2019, 15:22
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I wonder if eating cheese late at night really does bring them on.
26 Re: Nightmares. on Wed May 08 2019, 15:31
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
It really does i have experimented with it and the stronger the cheese the worse the nightmare, i still cant go to the toilet without thinking about it.@boltonbonce wrote:I wonder if eating cheese late at night really does bring them on.
27 Re: Nightmares. on Wed May 08 2019, 15:34
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Pilgrims extra mature cheddar, DO NOT eat it in the evening.
28 Re: Nightmares. on Wed May 08 2019, 15:42
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I watched 'Lost Hearts' on the BBC many years ago, and it scared the shit out of me for weeks. Kept dreaming about it. Here's a clip.
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