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1Swear words. Empty Swear words. on Tue Mar 27 2012, 13:45

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
You are going about your daily bussiness either driving or whatever when some muppet takes offence for reasons of their own and call you something.
What word will drive you to physical violence? with me its wanker or the wanker sign from a driver,i even had a woman simulate giving head to me when i pulled out of my driveway and she had to slow down from 80 to 30.

2Swear words. Empty Re: Swear words. on Tue Mar 27 2012, 13:47

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Angry Dad you wanker.

3Swear words. Empty Re: Swear words. on Tue Mar 27 2012, 13:52

bwfc71

bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
What a wanker Angry Dad is!

4Swear words. Empty Re: Swear words. on Tue Mar 27 2012, 13:52

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Angry Dad wrote: when i pulled out of my driveway and she had to slow down from 80 to 30.

Ha Ha. No wonder!

5Swear words. Empty Re: Swear words. on Tue Mar 27 2012, 13:56

Guest


Guest
Someone once called me a Bolton bastard! I could take the bastard bit, but being acused of being from Bolton is as bad as being caught shagging your sister.

I put the woman in hospital, she won't do it again.

6Swear words. Empty Re: Swear words. on Tue Mar 27 2012, 13:57

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Reebok Trotter wrote:
@Angry Dad wrote: when i pulled out of my driveway and she had to slow down from 80 to 30.

Ha Ha. No wonder!
It was a 30 limit.

7Swear words. Empty Re: Swear words. on Tue Mar 27 2012, 13:58

Guest


Guest
@Angry Dad wrote:It was a 30 limit.

You should have waited for her to get past you inconsiderate bastard.

8Swear words. Empty Re: Swear words. on Tue Mar 27 2012, 13:59

bwfc71

bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
Bolton Hater wrote:Someone once called me a Bolton bastard! I could take the bastard bit, but being acused of being from Bolton is as bad as being caught shagging your sister.

I put the woman in hospital, she won't do it again.



Oi! Bolton Lover, I bet you are orginally from Johnny Fold!



C'mon the scum and beat the Venky Rovers!

9Swear words. Empty Re: Swear words. on Tue Mar 27 2012, 14:00

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Angry Dad you wanker.
come on nat whats yours.

10Swear words. Empty Re: Swear words. on Tue Mar 27 2012, 14:27

wanderlust


Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Having a woman simulating giving me head when I pull out would be very annoying but I wouldn't resort to physical violence.
Wanker.

11Swear words. Empty Re: Swear words. on Tue Mar 27 2012, 14:30

wanderlust


Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Bolton Hater wrote:Someone once called me a Bolton bastard! I could take the bastard bit, but being acused of being from Bolton is as bad as being caught shagging your sister.
So not that bad then given that it's perfectly acceptable, nay expected if you live in Blackbum?

12Swear words. Empty Re: Swear words. on Tue Mar 27 2012, 14:34

Guest


Guest
Bolton Hater wrote:Someone once called me a Bolton bastard! I could take the bastard bit, but being acused of being from Bolton is as bad as being caught shagging your sister.

I put the woman in hospital, she won't do it again.

You put a women in hospital because she caught you shagging your sister?

13Swear words. Empty Re: Swear words. on Tue Mar 27 2012, 15:08

wanderlust


Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Spooky. My mate once shagged his sister in a hospital in Bolton, but I guess it's not quite the same thing. He was in for a minor op and she was a ward sister he'd chatted up the week before in Maxwell's Plum.

14Swear words. Empty Re: Swear words. on Tue Mar 27 2012, 15:40

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@wanderlust wrote:Having a woman simulating giving me head when I pull out would be very annoying but I wouldn't resort to physical violence.
Wanker.
Oh i would wankerlust id bang her head on the steering wheel and teach her some fuckin manners.Makes no difference to me man or woman anyone does that they are begging for a repremand.

15Swear words. Empty Re: Swear words. on Tue Mar 27 2012, 15:46

Keegan

Keegan
Moderator
Moderator
Bolton Hater wrote:Someone once called me a Bolton bastard! I could take the bastard bit, but being acused of being from Bolton is as bad as being caught shagging your sister.

I put the woman in hospital, she won't do it again.

She won't catch you shagging your sister again?

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

16Swear words. Empty Re: Swear words. on Tue Mar 27 2012, 16:13

Guest


Guest
What a bunch of funny bastards. I'll shag all your sisters before the month is out.

17Swear words. Empty Re: Swear words. on Tue Mar 27 2012, 16:16

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
More like they will be shagging you, as you are a clueless twat.

18Swear words. Empty Re: Swear words. on Tue Mar 27 2012, 16:18

Guest


Guest
@Mr Magoo wrote:More like they will be shagging you, as you are a clueless twat.

I'm quite happy for your sisters to shag me, after all I'm worn out shagging your missus every night.

19Swear words. Empty Re: Swear words. on Tue Mar 27 2012, 16:20

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
well go to bed early, you silly billy.

20Swear words. Empty Re: Swear words. on Tue Mar 27 2012, 16:20

Guest


Guest
Mrs Magoo won't let me.

21Swear words. Empty Re: Swear words. on Wed Mar 28 2012, 16:47

wanderlust


Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Angry Dad wrote:
@wanderlust wrote:Having a woman simulating giving me head when I pull out would be very annoying but I wouldn't resort to physical violence.
Wanker.
Oh i would wankerlust id bang her head on the steering wheel and teach her some fuckin manners.Makes no difference to me man or woman anyone does that they are begging for a repremand.

What I wrote had nothing to do with driving amigo.

22Swear words. Empty Re: Swear words. on Wed Mar 28 2012, 17:54

Keegan

Keegan
Moderator
Moderator
Yeah - why simulate, when everything needed for the real thing is right there?

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

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