what was the name of the person you first played it with.
Hide The Sausage
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Sluffy
karlypants
Reebok Trotter
Boggersbelief
Keegan
Hipster_Nebula
Natasha Whittam
Reebok_Rebel
Angry Dad
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2 Re: Hide The Sausage Mon 24 Feb - 16:14
Reebok_Rebel
Frank Worthington
Katie.
I was 15 and it lasted about 3 seconds. Total Embarrassment really, was an excuse to practice a few more times though...
I was 15 and it lasted about 3 seconds. Total Embarrassment really, was an excuse to practice a few more times though...
3 Re: Hide The Sausage Mon 24 Feb - 16:15
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
He had a funny name - Reebok Rebel I believe - and he only lasted 2 seconds (he later claimed 3) and it put me off sex forever.
5 Re: Hide The Sausage Mon 24 Feb - 16:39
Reebok_Rebel
Frank Worthington
Natasha Whittam wrote:He had a funny name - Reebok Rebel I believe - and he only lasted 2 seconds (he later claimed 3) and it put me off sex forever.
OMG!
It was YOU!
wow, how are you keeping?
Send me a PM with your address, il show you how much I have improved at sex since then...
6 Re: Hide The Sausage Mon 24 Feb - 16:40
Reebok_Rebel
Frank Worthington
Hipster_Nebula wrote:
Was this him nat?
who the fuck would snapchat that!?
Hipster, have you managed to lose your virginity yet?
7 Re: Hide The Sausage Mon 24 Feb - 16:53
Guest
Guest
Jimmy something.
It started with "S".
Savage or Southall or something like that.
He visited me in hospital when I was poorly.
Nice fella.
It started with "S".
Savage or Southall or something like that.
He visited me in hospital when I was poorly.
Nice fella.
8 Re: Hide The Sausage Mon 24 Feb - 17:01
Keegan
Admin
Still working on it... great name for a thread, though.
9 Re: Hide The Sausage Mon 24 Feb - 17:07
Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Hipster_Nebula wrote:
Was this him nat?
Cuntswatching?
10 Re: Hide The Sausage Mon 24 Feb - 17:13
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Breadman wrote:Jimmy something.
It started with "S".
Savage or Southall or something like that.
He visited me in hospital when I was poorly.
Nice fella.
Jimmy Somerville?
11 Re: Hide The Sausage Mon 24 Feb - 17:23
Guest
Guest
Did he look like an evil Grandpa in a shiny gold tracksuit and lots of jewellery?
If so, it was him.
He let me smoke his big cigar.
(Although he did insist on turning the lights off first, which has always struck me as a bit odd, to be honest....)
If so, it was him.
He let me smoke his big cigar.
(Although he did insist on turning the lights off first, which has always struck me as a bit odd, to be honest....)
12 Re: Hide The Sausage Mon 24 Feb - 17:28
Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Boggersbelief wrote:Hipster_Nebula wrote:
Was this him nat?
Cuntswatching?
Yep, I need to see what Rebel and Doffcocker are up to so it's a must follow.
13 Re: Hide The Sausage Mon 24 Feb - 18:07
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Breadman wrote:Did he look like an evil Grandpa in a shiny gold tracksuit and lots of jewellery?
If so, it was him.
He let me smoke his big cigar.
(Although he did insist on turning the lights off first, which has always struck me as a bit odd, to be honest....)
This is the geezer. Used to entertain folk with his singing. He was a typical smalltown boy but he went on to form Bronski Beat.
14 Re: Hide The Sausage Mon 24 Feb - 18:09
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
By all accounts he was pretty good at hiding the sausage as well.
15 Re: Hide The Sausage Mon 24 Feb - 18:18
Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Hipster_Nebula wrote:Yep, I need to see what Rebel and Doffcocker are up to so it's a must follow.
16 Re: Hide The Sausage Tue 25 Feb - 1:10
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
HTFYS
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17 Re: Hide The Sausage Tue 25 Feb - 11:37
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Angry Dad wrote:My first proper one was after a BJ in the long grass by the Riverbank at the school playing fields Littleton rd Salford with Miss Famke Janssen, I was late 13 or early 14 but i was a big kid and she was a honey of a woman around 25 with legs that gave me wicked boners and she knew i had a thing for Linda Bailey who had a lisp which turned me on something bad so she would talk to me with a lisp and that just made me blow my beans in her too quick but then she would get me going again with her feet the cutest things they were i would sit at the front and she would cross her legs and dangle her shoes and mesmerise me deliberatley until i had to go to the bogs for a quick relief session which she knew i was doing i was bigger than her and i loved the feeling of carrying her and holding her down, she loved that it turned her on bad.
I've just thrown my lunch in the bin. I may never eat again.
18 Re: Hide The Sausage Tue 25 Feb - 11:49
Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Questionable content frankly, and deeply disturbing.
19 Re: Hide The Sausage Tue 25 Feb - 11:51
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
In support of Angry Dad, I would concur that Famke Janssen is hot!!!!
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