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1Hide The Sausage Empty Hide The Sausage Mon Feb 24 2014, 16:03

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

what was the name of the person you first played it with.

2Hide The Sausage Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Mon Feb 24 2014, 16:14

Reebok_Rebel

Reebok_Rebel
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Katie.

I was 15 and it lasted about 3 seconds. Total Embarrassment really, was an excuse to practice a few more times though...

3Hide The Sausage Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Mon Feb 24 2014, 16:15

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

He had a funny name - Reebok Rebel I believe - and he only lasted 2 seconds (he later claimed 3) and it put me off sex forever.

4Hide The Sausage Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Mon Feb 24 2014, 16:21

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Hide The Sausage BhBaaMhCYAAJPwb

Was this him nat?

5Hide The Sausage Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Mon Feb 24 2014, 16:39

Reebok_Rebel

Reebok_Rebel
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Natasha Whittam wrote:He had a funny name - Reebok Rebel I believe - and he only lasted 2 seconds (he later claimed 3) and it put me off sex forever.

OMG!

It was YOU!

wow, how are you keeping?

Send me a PM with your address, il show you how much I have improved at sex since then...

6Hide The Sausage Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Mon Feb 24 2014, 16:40

Reebok_Rebel

Reebok_Rebel
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Hide The Sausage BhBaaMhCYAAJPwb

Was this him nat?

who the fuck would snapchat that!?

Hipster, have you managed to lose your virginity yet?

7Hide The Sausage Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Mon Feb 24 2014, 16:53

Guest


Guest

Jimmy something.

It started with "S".

Savage or Southall or something like that.

He visited me in hospital when I was poorly.

Nice fella.

8Hide The Sausage Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Mon Feb 24 2014, 17:01

Keegan

Keegan
Admin

Still working on it... great name for a thread, though.

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

9Hide The Sausage Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Mon Feb 24 2014, 17:07

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Hide The Sausage BhBaaMhCYAAJPwb

Was this him nat?

Cuntswatching?

10Hide The Sausage Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Mon Feb 24 2014, 17:13

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Breadman wrote:Jimmy something.

It started with "S".

Savage or Southall or something like that.

He visited me in hospital when I was poorly.

Nice fella.

Jimmy Somerville?

11Hide The Sausage Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Mon Feb 24 2014, 17:23

Guest


Guest

Did he look like an evil Grandpa in a shiny gold tracksuit and lots of jewellery?

If so, it was him.

He let me smoke his big cigar.

(Although he did insist on turning the lights off first, which has always struck me as a bit odd, to be honest....)

12Hide The Sausage Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Mon Feb 24 2014, 17:28

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Boggersbelief wrote:
Hipster_Nebula wrote:Hide The Sausage BhBaaMhCYAAJPwb

Was this him nat?

Cuntswatching?

Yep, I need to see what Rebel and Doffcocker are up to so it's a must follow.

13Hide The Sausage Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Mon Feb 24 2014, 18:07

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Breadman wrote:Did he look like an evil Grandpa in a shiny gold tracksuit and lots of jewellery?

If so, it was him.

He let me smoke his big cigar.

(Although he did insist on turning the lights off first, which has always struck me as a bit odd, to be honest....)

This is the geezer. Used to entertain folk with his singing. He was a typical smalltown boy but he went on to form Bronski Beat.

14Hide The Sausage Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Mon Feb 24 2014, 18:09

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

By all accounts he was pretty good at hiding the sausage as well.

15Hide The Sausage Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Mon Feb 24 2014, 18:18

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Yep, I need to see what Rebel and Doffcocker are up to so it's a must follow.

 Very Happy 

16Hide The Sausage Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Tue Feb 25 2014, 01:10

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

HTFYS



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17Hide The Sausage Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Tue Feb 25 2014, 11:37

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Angry Dad wrote:My first proper one was after a BJ in the long grass by the Riverbank at the school playing fields Littleton rd  Salford  with Miss Famke Janssen, I was late 13 or early 14 but i was a big kid and she was a honey of a woman around 25 with legs that gave me wicked boners and she knew i had a thing for Linda Bailey who had a lisp which turned me on something bad so she would talk to me with a lisp and that just made me blow my beans in her too quick but then she would get me going again with her feet the cutest things they were i would sit at the front and she would cross her legs and dangle her shoes and mesmerise me deliberatley until i had to go to the bogs for a quick relief session which she knew i was doing i was bigger than her and i loved the feeling of carrying her and holding her down, she loved that it turned her on bad.

I've just thrown my lunch in the bin. I may never eat again.

18Hide The Sausage Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Tue Feb 25 2014, 11:49

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Questionable content frankly, and deeply disturbing.

19Hide The Sausage Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Tue Feb 25 2014, 11:51

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

In support of Angry Dad, I would concur that Famke Janssen is hot!!!!

20Hide The Sausage Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Tue Feb 25 2014, 11:51

Guest


Guest

For once, I'm with Hipster on this........

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