Cheap labour

I have just employed a new house keeper/slave.
She is from Poland married 3 kid's, I will be paying her £4.00 phr.
she will be cooking, cleaning, washing, ironing, and garden maintenance.
Am I wrong taking advantage of her misfortune.
I think not, Roast Lamb tomorrow.

You tight fisted so and so. £4 is well below the minimum wage. I bet she is fit and your wandering eye has got the better of you.

She might have taken the job because of her financial circumstances but privately I reckon she thinks you are a right frugal cnut.

I think if you throw in accomodation, food and regular sex it would be a reasonable package.

Mr Magoo wrote:I have just employed a new house keeper/slave.
She is from Poland married 3 kid's, I will be paying her £4.00 phr.
she will be cooking, cleaning, washing, ironing, and garden maintenance.
Am I wrong taking advantage of her misfortune.
I think not, Roast Lamb tomorrow.

Is this all because Bolton Hater stole your wife?

Is she fit?

I really hope this is not true.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I really hope this is not true.

So you wouldn't employ some hottie to service you for £4 an hour?

Biggie wrote:Is she fit?

No

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I really hope this is not true.

And Y do you hope that ??.

wonderslut wrote:I think if you throw in accomodation, food and regular sex it would be a reasonable package.

As it is nice weather at the mo, i have allowed them to put a tent up at the end of the paddock.

I'm against slave labour.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I'm against slave labour.

She isn't really a slave now is she, £4 a fecking hr, it's robbery.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I'm against slave labour.

It's not slave labour if both parties are happy.

£4 an hour to rinse Magoo's smalls and service his personal needs is an insult to the working woman.

I plan to report Magoo to the authorities.

I do not need her personal services, As she has a face like you.
I had a lovely meal tonight, Spaghetti carbonara all made from scratch, and very nice it was.
After me and my family had finished, quite a bit was left, so i let them Finnish it.
Now wasn't that nice of me, i shall deduct her £2 tomorrow.

I treated my missus to a night out at our local pub. Three gin and tonics, three pints of Theakstons bitter, two steak baguettes and chips came to £35 which is cheaper than a trip to Old Trafford.

The difference between my missus and your Polish slave is that I might get a shag later and it wont cost me a penny..

I have my own misses that i love very much, I do not need some polish woman with 3 kid's and a husband doing my head in.

Mr Magoo wrote:I have my own misses that i love very much, I do not need some polish woman with 3 kid's and a husband doing my head in.

Your wife has just been doing some nice things to my head.

Fucking she's smarter than i thought, she told me she was having a bath not 2 min's ago.

Just make sure that the Polish bird is not running the bath for her. The Pole might be ugly but for all you know you might have inadvertently got yourself involved in one of those Thespian trysts that one reads about in the Guardian.