It's a shame the little guy from Fantasy Island isn't around any more. He was shit hot at finding planes.
Missing airplane (Boeing 777)
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82 Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 21:10
Sluffy
Admin
Missing Malaysia plane: 10 theories examined -
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26609687
Worth a read if you are intereted in stuff like this.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26609687
Worth a read if you are intereted in stuff like this.
83 Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 21:22
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
The Twilight Zone. 20 minutes worth watching if you like a plane mystery.
84 Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 21:22
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
It turns out that the pilot is a big supporter of the opposition leader who was sentenced to 5 years in prison for gay sex ( which is still illegal in Malaysia )
If this is a protest against Homophobia then I would expect an organisation like Stonewall to have some knowledge.
If this is a protest against Homophobia then I would expect an organisation like Stonewall to have some knowledge.
85 Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 21:31
Copper Dragon
Ivan Campo
I reckon that Daniel Craig was on board going to China to save a load of child slaves working in a sweat shop making toys for ToysRus.
There was a big fight on board with Craig, Daniel Craig and a Chinese agent with a lazy eye and the ability to fire daggers from his fingernails.
Craig, Daniel Craig managed to take control of the aircraft but he had to land it in Kyrgyzstan 100 miles from the border with China, they were all then kidnapped by an extremist goat herding group.
Craig, Daniel Craig is currently being tortured but he has everything under control. He just needs to get hold of his special pen that Q gave to him, it has the ability to freeze time and write in Welsh.
There was a big fight on board with Craig, Daniel Craig and a Chinese agent with a lazy eye and the ability to fire daggers from his fingernails.
Craig, Daniel Craig managed to take control of the aircraft but he had to land it in Kyrgyzstan 100 miles from the border with China, they were all then kidnapped by an extremist goat herding group.
Craig, Daniel Craig is currently being tortured but he has everything under control. He just needs to get hold of his special pen that Q gave to him, it has the ability to freeze time and write in Welsh.
86 Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 21:33
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Sounds plausible.Copper Dragon wrote:I reckon that Daniel Craig was on board going to China to save a load of child slaves working in a sweat shop making toys for ToysRus.
There was a big fight on board with Craig, Daniel Craig and a Chinese agent with a lazy eye and the ability to fire daggers from his fingernails.
Craig, Daniel Craig managed to take control of the aircraft but he had to land it in Kyrgyzstan 100 miles from the border with China, they were all then kidnapped by an extremist goat herding group.
Craig, Daniel Craig is currently being tortured but he has everything under control. He just needs to get hold of his special pen that Q gave to him, it has the ability to freeze time and write in Welsh.
87 Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 21:35
Guest
Guest
When you put it like that, CD, I suddenly started thinking: "Missing plane mystery...? What mystery?"
Cheers for the first truly rational explanation I've thus far heard.
It all seems so obvious now.......
Cheers for the first truly rational explanation I've thus far heard.
It all seems so obvious now.......
88 Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 21:37
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
AD has been missing for a couple of days. Perhaps M was forced to make the dreaded phone call to Brighton?
89 Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 21:47
Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
AD has had a tip off where the plane is. The pigs are fed and watered and ready to fly!!
90 Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 21:51
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I'd send for Magoo. The bidding war for the film rights would be sensational.
91 Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 21:55
Copper Dragon
Ivan Campo
Matt Damon was meant to be on the flight but he had lost his passport.
Malaysian passport control didn't believe him when he said that he was bourne in the sea.
(What's that? Get off you're shit? )
Malaysian passport control didn't believe him when he said that he was bourne in the sea.
(What's that? Get off you're shit? )
92 Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 21:58
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Breaking News... The wings from the plane have been found!!!
Mr and Mrs Wing are fine but they have no idea where the plane is.
Mr and Mrs Wing are fine but they have no idea where the plane is.
93 Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 21:59
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Who said music hall was dead?Reebok Trotter wrote:Breaking News... The wings from the plane have been found!!!
Mr and Mrs Wing are fine but they have no idea where the plane is.
94 Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 22:00
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
So in a nutshell absolutely no one has a fooking clue!
95 Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 22:01
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Let's wait till we get the heads up from AD.
96 Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 22:02
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Reebok Trotter wrote:Let's wait till we get the heads up from AD.
97 Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 23:42
bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Has anyone checked the whole of Liverpool?
We all know how light-fingered the scousers can be!
We all know how light-fingered the scousers can be!
98 Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Tue Mar 18 2014, 23:49
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
I reckon It's on the way to Chorley...
99 Re: Missing airplane (Boeing 777) Wed Mar 19 2014, 00:09
BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
karlypants wrote:I reckon It's on the way to Chorley...
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