Bolton Nut Ultras.

I've been trying to start the Jamaican branch of the Bolton Ultras but no one wants to fight other football fans and I keep hearing "Bolton who?"

So disappointing.

White Sheep to all units -

I have just looked up "Do I not like that" in my code-book and it's the abort code!

Big Wolf - Are we still go for launch?

Please advise, over.

my favourite thread in. a long while, keep up the good work lads and don't forget the doyleys for the cakes otherwise you might get rumbled

We' re still on, bats at the ready.

Go left go left.

Can you see the six fingered dragon?

There's something touching me leg.......

Is that you, Big Wolf?

What's that smell.......?

That's me,sorry. I covered myself in goose fat.

Why the fuck are you naked, Bonce....?

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

boltonbonce wrote:It seemed like a good idea at the time.

         

Come in Big Wolf !

Bonce is naked and greased up with goose fat, I'm holding a massive Fairy Cake and the Plod have just arrived.

Do we pretend we're Burnley Suicide Squad to save face or just leg it?

Please advise, over.

I'll be able to give them the slip.

Whos rubbing their bits in my face ?

What the fuck is going on.

Why is everyone naked?

We thought it might help.

You know......with stealth and all that stuff.

Sorry Boss.

I'm cold..........

What's goin on Bread? I hope that's a French stick you're waving in my direction.

Get your clothes back on lads

The police are here .

I'll use my indian tracking skills to help with our escape. Where are we?

  

Turn the light on FFS.

Where are you all.