Nat's leaving do thread.

Now that the season is finally over and Nat is officially no longer a Bolton fan, I think we should mark the occasion with a thread dedicated to her as a kind of good-bye.

I'm going to miss her and I've already asked the wife to shout "You utter bell-end!" at me at least twice a day because life just wouldn't be the same without it.

So come on, guys, post your best wishes here and let's give the saggy old cow the send-off she deserves.......

Best wishes Natasha, things won't be the same around here without you.

Chorley's loss is our gain.

With a fanny like the start of Bonanza the Fire Brigade will miss her if nobody else does!!!

Nat who?

Bye Nat. It's been a blast!

I've tried to join Chorley's only forum, MagpiesInSpace.com, but it appears to have only 5 regular posters and they seem to talk just about football. How boring is that?!

I may have to stay here. But keep the nice comments coming anyway.

Who?  Never heard of him!!!!

Anyone need a mobile I heard a good mobile shops has a great sales person - only problem is that it is in Morecambe.  I got a great deal!!!!     

It must be a slow news day because I would have thought that this thread would have set a new record for the number of responses to a thread in one day in Nuts' history, with Nat being so well respected and that.......

I'm frankly amazed.

You utter, utter bell-ends............

She deserves better than this....you ponces.

Bye Nat!  

Hi Nat, as I have recently been appointed as a new bellend, I think you should stay. It feels good being one of the in-crowd. Not only that, but as the focus for all the abuse on here, we'd only turn on each other if you left. Didn't want to say it, but you are actually needed on here.  

Nats not going anywhere.

Stay here Natasha you are too big a talent for Chorley, although the  bellend index per 1000 head of population there is higher. Dougie is apparently a big admirer of your work here despite your failure to appreciate his tactical genius.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I've tried to join Chorley's only forum, MagpiesInSpace.com, but it appears to have only 5 regular posters and they seem to talk just about football. How boring is that?!

I may have to stay here. 

Inevitable.

Yet another windup that worked  

gloswhite wrote:Yet another windup that worked  

Wind-up? The new season doesn't kick off until August - then you'll see it's no wind-up when I post selfie's of me at Victory Park watching proper football.

Just admit that they wouldn't let you join Mapies In Space because they'd seen your stuff on here and thought "Not bloody likely!"

I spotted it when you said you'd "tried joining" it.

They knocked you back, didn't they....?

Admit it....?

Knock me back? They'd kill to have a celebrity poster like me on their site.

I went on a Doncaster site last week and they were all over me.

You mean trying to smother you ?  

Oy Nat, show us your wonky tits, before you go, you moose.

Natasha, if you don't leave we will simply block you. Now collect your things.