I have a fox

I found it in the summer house at the end of the garden which backs onto the woods it's a large female and it's friendly, it was sleeping in an empty basket I have fed it and it lets me pet it . I have to keep the dogs in which is awkward but I like this fox I'd like to keep it and house train it. I have named it Megan.

Don't let her hear you refer to her as it.

How many is that you have now AD?

She'll be all over you if you're feeding her too.

When you say she's large don't feed her too much then   

What after-shave do you use.

Does it not mean they have rabies if they let you pet them?

Be very careful petting it. Foxes carry any number of diseases. Make sure you wash your hands before you go for a piss.

I took it to the vet it's got a new mot and it walked on a harness and lead you should have seen the faces in the waiting room, cost me £200 in all but it's worth it for fun I'm getting.

I can't wait to take it to the pub.

scottjames30 wrote:How many is that you have now AD?

She'll be all over you if you're feeding her too.

When you say she's large don't feed her too much then   

What after-shave do you use.

Joop, what's your tipple Scott ?

Bring it to see me, I have a .22 rimfire it can have a brief look at...

If you get another Fox, you can call her Samantha.

I don't believe you. Post a photo please.

Biggie wrote:I don't believe you. Post a photo please.

What's your address.

She likes a bowl of frosties.

Biggie wrote:I don't believe you. Post a photo please.

What would that prove?



AD says he has a fox, he has a fox!

Watch what your doing AD, they are cunning little devils.

Hehe.

AD i have just sent you a pm with my address... I expect the photo to arrive by Friday.

And it should include yourself on the photo. Some frosties. And a copy of the newspaper from today or tomorrow. Plus, your bank details.

My question for AD is this...

... what does the Fox say?