Joe Hart and the creative ponces.....

Just seen the latest instalment in the on-going saga which is "Joe Hart obviously doesn't make enough playing for the richest club in the world and so feels that he needs to supplement his income by flogging shampoo" on the telly box.

If you've not already had the pleasure, it's a new spin on his "I'm a better keeper when I haven't got dandruff" shtick and here's the good bit - it's got a World Cup spin on it!

God, them advertising "creatives" are good......

Basically, it shows the feckless ponce preparing for the inevitable penalty shoot-out (told you they were good) by making sure his hair is in tip top condition.

Because that will help him save penalties, apparently.........

He's a ponce, they're all ponces and I hope that when we do go out on penalties against Germany again, he suddenly becomes all self-aware, realises he's a dick and tops himself by drinking a gallon of Head & Shoulders.

Wanker.

If I was a famous football player and had wavy locks I'd do it in a flash. Hart is just using his celebrity status to make money. I would given the opportunity TBH. We all prostitute ourselves to capitalist ideology one way or another.

Hart is still going to look like a right twit if we get beat on penalties.

wanderlust wrote:If I was a famous football player and had wavy locks I'd do it in a flash. Hart is just using his celebrity status to make money. I would given the opportunity TBH. We all prostitute ourselves to capitalist ideology one way or another.

I wouldn't do it.

Showing your true colours here wanderlust - an utter twat.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

wanderlust wrote:If I was a famous football player and had wavy locks I'd do it in a flash. Hart is just using his celebrity status to make money. I would given the opportunity TBH. We all prostitute ourselves to capitalist ideology one way or another.

I wouldn't do it.

Showing your true colours here wanderlust - an utter twat.

Interesting take from a supposed businesswoman.
Be interested in reading where you draw the line. Is everyone who takes money for working an "utter twat" in your book?

This consumerist society is a load of bollocks anyway so if some capitalist corporation like Procter & Gamble or whoever are throwing money around I have no problem with taking their money off them. Better still if a double standards practitioner like you had given them the money in the first place.
Do they sell Procter & Gamble products in your pound shop?

wanderlust wrote:
Interesting take from a supposed businesswoman.
Be interested in reading where you draw the line. Is everyone who takes money for working an "utter twat" in your book?

This consumerist society is a load of bollocks anyway so if some capitalist corporation like Procter & Gamble or whoever are throwing money around I have no problem with taking their money off them. Better still if a double standards practitioner like you had given them the money in the first place.
Do they sell Procter & Gamble products in your pound shop?

If I was skint and needed money to put food on the table then fair enough I would do it.

But there is far too much greed in this world, people seem to have an obsession with money even if they already have more than they can spend.

But you carry on defending these ponces, nothing new there.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

wanderlust wrote:
Interesting take from a supposed businesswoman.
Be interested in reading where you draw the line. Is everyone who takes money for working an "utter twat" in your book?

This consumerist society is a load of bollocks anyway so if some capitalist corporation like Procter & Gamble or whoever are throwing money around I have no problem with taking their money off them. Better still if a double standards practitioner like you had given them the money in the first place.
Do they sell Procter & Gamble products in your pound shop?

If I was skint and needed money to put food on the table then fair enough I would do it.

But there is far too much greed in this world, people seem to have an obsession with money even if they already have more than they can spend.

But you carry on defending these ponces, nothing new there.

So you are saying that it was greed that motivated Hart to accept the money they were throwing at him? And that in today's society any self-respecting person would turn down easy money if it was offered to them?

Lovely sentiment but somewhat unrealistic.
Didn't you do modelling? What's the difference?

wanderlust wrote:
So you are saying that it was greed that motivated Hart to accept the money they were throwing at him? And that in today's society any self-respecting person would turn down easy money if it was offered to them?

Lovely sentiment but somewhat unrealistic.
Didn't you do modelling? What's the difference?

I think plenty of footballers/rich folk would have turned it down. The fact you can't imagine that says plenty about your personality.

I modelled as a job, I didn't start playing professional football because I wanted even more cash.

With Joe Hart prancing about on the advert, does it really make any of you want to buy head and shoulders shampoo?

It certainly doesn't do it for me...

karlypants wrote:With Joe Hart prancing about on the advert, does it really make any of you want to buy head and shoulders shampoo?

It certainly doesn't do it for me...

Wanderlust just cleared out all the stock Asda Norwich had.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

wanderlust wrote:
So you are saying that it was greed that motivated Hart to accept the money they were throwing at him? And that in today's society any self-respecting person would turn down easy money if it was offered to them?

Lovely sentiment but somewhat unrealistic.
Didn't you do modelling? What's the difference?

I think plenty of footballers/rich folk would have turned it down. The fact you can't imagine that says plenty about your personality.

I modelled as a job, I didn't start playing professional football because I wanted even more cash.

So it's the fact that Hart has more than one job that's pissing you off?
Are you sure you weren't earning a bit on the side in addition to your main career with Airfix?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

karlypants wrote:With Joe Hart prancing about on the advert, does it really make any of you want to buy head and shoulders shampoo?

It certainly doesn't do it for me...

Wanderlust just cleared out all the stock Asda Norwich had.

Indeed. The crowds gasped and parted like the Red Sea as our follically-challenged hero swept through the checkout pushing 3 trollies laden with mountains of watered down soap in plastic bottles gleefully shouting "If the hair comes back I'll be ready this time!"

wanderlust wrote:
Are you sure you weren't earning a bit on the side in addition to your main career with Airfix?

  

They're all ponces. Especially those that wear those stupid pointy shoes that would look more at home on an elf.Sadly,it's the way of the modern world. Male grooming advice is on the net in epidemic proportions,from beard trimming and maintenance to facial scrubs and moisturizers,even eyebrow shaping. I'll start worrying about my eyebrows when they're on the end of my nose. At present they're just above my eyes,and that,as far as I'm concerned is a wholly satisfactory state of affairs.

boltonbonce wrote:They're all ponces. Especially those that wear those stupid pointy shoes that would look more at home on an elf.

Winkle Pickers? Great for gathering cockles on Morecambe beach but very little else.

Any man seen wearing a pair of these should be taken round the back of the bins and twatted with a cricket bat:

Reebok Trotter wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:They're all ponces. Especially those that wear those stupid pointy shoes that would look more at home on an elf.

Winkle Pickers?  Great for gathering cockles on Morecambe beach but very little else.

Also great for giving people the boot up the arse, just make sure you don't lose your shoe in the process or your foot as well for that matter!

Just for you Breadders Filmed at the Reebok!...

Cheers, KP.

See, he's such a twat, they wouldn't even let him walk up the tunnel like a proper footballer - he had to walk under the stand and up the steps into the West Lower like one of us.

Ponce.

Breadman wrote:Just seen the latest instalment in the on-going saga which is "Joe Hart obviously doesn't make enough playing for the richest club in the world and so feels that he needs to supplement his income by flogging shampoo" on the telly box.

If you've not already had the pleasure, it's a new spin on his "I'm a better keeper when I haven't got dandruff" shtick and here's the good bit - it's got a World Cup spin on it!

God, them advertising "creatives" are good......

Basically, it shows the feckless ponce preparing for the inevitable penalty shoot-out (told you they were good) by making sure his hair is in tip top condition.

Because that will help him save penalties, apparently.........

He's a ponce, they're all ponces and I hope that when we do go out on penalties against Germany again, he suddenly becomes all self-aware, realises he's a dick and tops himself by drinking a gallon of Head & Shoulders.

Wanker.

I hate that advert!

What would be even better is when one of our games goes to penalties Hart's hair is all over the fooking place showing that he really is NOT bothered about his hair when it comes to a shootout.

(I wonder if it's in his contract with the Shampoo company that he has to sort his hair out nice if it goes to penalties)