15,000 Posts - Do I Win A Prize?

Can you believe I am about to hit the 15,000 post mark?

15,000 posts!! I must be getting the key to the city or at least a gold watch.

At least I can look back at my life one day and say I contributed to society in a big way.

Post your messages of congratulations and love below.

Sorry folks, this is my fault.....

How do you find so much time being such a busy businesswoman?

mark leach wrote:How do you find so much time being such a busy businesswoman?

I do something inspirational, then I make a couple of posts on here.

Then I fire someone.

Then another handful of posts.

15,000 posts and i bet 14999 of them contained the words ponce, lighweight, lazy or bellend. Quite an achievement albeit with a limited vocabulary

Norpig wrote:15,000 posts and i bet 14999 of them contained the words ponce, lighweight, lazy or bellend. Quite an achievement albeit with a limited vocabulary

How dare you insult me you utter bellend. I know more words than you've had cheap hookers.

13 more bellends to go before the magic number  

Splendid effort it must be said.

You've given me loads of laughs (and loads of grief too) but the site certainly would not have been the same without you.

Here's to the next 15,000!

Sluffy wrote:Splendid effort it must be said.

Here's to the next 15,000!

 

Norpig wrote:13 more bellends to go before the magic number  

One thing's for sure, I won't be wasting my 15,000 post on you. Or Wanderlust. Or Doffcocker. Of Hipster. Or Boggers. Or 1874.

Sluffy wrote:

Here's to the next 15,000!

I love a challenge.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Norpig wrote:13 more bellends to go before the magic number  

One thing's for sure, I won't be wasting my 15,000 post on you. Or Wanderlust. Or Doffcocker. Of Hipster. Or Boggers. Or 1874.

Gutted.

Reading between the lines of Sluffy's comment, I think it's a pretty safe bet that there is no prize on offer.

You'll have to just make do with the satisfaction of knowing that, of all the time-wasters who are frittering away their lives on here, you are by far and away the most dedicated.

Kudos to you.

Breadman wrote:Reading between the lines of Sluffy's comment, I think it's a pretty safe bet that there is no prize on offer.

You'll have to just make do with the satisfaction of knowing that, of all the time-wasters who are frittering away their lives on here, you are by far and away the most dedicated.

Kudos to you.

 

Natasha,

Congratulations,

Doffcocker.

Chance of a publishing venture here. Some of Nat's best posts in book form. It would make a great coffee table book,especially if one leg was shorter than the others. I'd buy it.

boltonbonce wrote:Chance of a publishing venture here. Some of Nat's best posts in book form. It would make a great coffee table book,especially if one leg was shorter than the others. I'd buy it.

I think you're onto something. I think the book should simply be titled "Bellend".

Natasha Whittam wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Chance of a publishing venture here. Some of Nat's best posts in book form. It would make a great coffee table book,especially if one leg was shorter than the others. I'd buy it.

I think you're onto something. I think the book should simply be titled "Bellend".

Good idea, an Auto-biography.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Chance of a publishing venture here. Some of Nat's best posts in book form. It would make a great coffee table book,especially if one leg was shorter than the others. I'd buy it.

I think you're onto something. I think the book should simply be titled "Bellend".

There would be movie rights to consider. Who would play you? And the rest of us ponces?

You need to get your self a boyfriend, and get out more, you lob sided wonky titted burnt mindge tranny.