Yaya Toure

I've decided to hand my notice in at work after reading this story. My company didn't wish me happy birthday when I turned 31 (obviously a very important milestone birthday) and didn't offer to buy me a Bugatti.

Most ridiculous thing I've ever read

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27484318

I'm not saying much about this story, other than I think we may have found a ponce who manages to make the other ponces look slightly less poncey.

All hail Ya Ya, King of the Ponce People!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27484318

Oops, crossed in posting.

Mods, can you shut mine down and transfer my comment?

Cheers.

No doubt about it. Ponce Royalty.

OneFinFreedman wrote:I've decided to hand my notice in at work after reading this story. My company didn't wish me happy  birthday when I turned 31 (obviously a very important milestone birthday) and didn't offer to buy me a Bugatti.

Most ridiculous thing I've ever read

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27484318

I read it as well. It looks like his agent is deliberately stirring it. Two whole pages dedicated to a total non-story.

I'm just glad this guy wasn't Kevin Davies' agent last season, he'd have had a heart attack.

If there was any justice in the world, cretins like this would be eating from food banks.

Love Yaya as a player but his press officer wants shooting. Only a month or so ago he was reported as saying he doesn't get the recognition he deserves because he's African. There may be some truth in that in some parts of the world but it came across as if he was saying he's in the same bracket as Messi and Ronaldo (he is IMO) and wants more attention. 

Wonder if Yaya has the same press officer as Dougie?

Check out the video clip they're showing on Sky of the twat being presented with his cake on the plane.

The poor stewardess is stood there like a knob holding it and trying to sing happy birthday to him (under duress), Nasri looks like he's off to Comic-Con dressed as a Star Fleet officer from Next Generation and all the while, Toure just sits there fiddling on his i-Pad with his head-phones on.

The ignorant cunt won't even make eye contact.

Breadman wrote:Check out the video clip they're showing on Sky of the twat being presented with his cake on the plane.

The poor stewardess is stood there like a knob holding it and trying to sing happy birthday to him (under duress), Nasri looks like he's off to Comic-Con dressed as a Star Fleet officer from Next Generation and all the while, Toure just sits there fiddling on his i-Pad with his head-phones on.

The ignorant cunt won't even make eye contact.

I searched for "Cakes on a Plane" but I'm having problems with my search engine. Does Yaya look anything like Samuel L Jackson?

Wow bunch of sullen ignorant bastards on that plane. Only Captain Kirk clapped and Toure didn't even look up.

Thank you for spotting the Star Trek reference.

It looked so obvious to me, but apparently there aren't enough nerds on here.

We need more visual indicators.

The top one's Samir Nasri in a City trakky, the bottom one's some twat in a Star Trek costume:

The ungrateful oink is on £11 million a year at City and he's still blooding bleating.

Modern football summed up for all to see.

Yaya has a point, I mean his Birthday should be much a bigger day than some crap Premier League title.

The owners are Bastards, they've shown their true colours .

I no longer support City.

Breadman wrote:Thank you for spotting the Star Trek reference.

It looked so obvious to me, but apparently there aren't enough nerds on here.

We need more visual indicators.

The top one's Samir Nasri in a City trakky, the bottom one's some twat in a Star Trek costume:

hehehe.
I wonder if City are going to cling on to him after that?

That's life, bit not as we know it.

"I wonder if City are going to cling on to him after that?"


That's terrible, even by your incredibly low punning standards.....

   

Smiling emoticon.

Quite bemused emoticon right back at ya, if this is how we are doing this now....