Soccer Aid

Anybody else watching it?

Been quite entertaining thus far.

Cheers Bread,forgot about it.

How's the jaw?

Noticed you were up and posting on here at four o'clock this morning.

Still sore?

Up early eating ice cream. Gonna be a few days yet I'm told. Not gonna complain after seeing all those great old vets on the Normandy beaches. Bloody marvelous!

Nah watching Big Brother.

Watched every minute of it from 6pm.

Perhaps not all celebs are ponces. Seeing Sam Worthington and Jeremy Renner give 100% in training when it was pissing it down was good to see.

Enjoyed that.

Thoroughly enjoyed that game. surprised at the skill and fitness of some of the celebs.

The standard gets better every year.

Although I wouldn't mind seeing a bit more of this type of thing:

That's funnier every time I see it!  
    

He's going to be Prime Minister one day.

That should make future G7 talks interesting......

"Oi, Merkel! I said no...!!!" 

Whallop!

Enjoyed soccer aid... Did miss good old Borris flattening someone though!

More creative than the real England team and some good performances... My man of the match would be John Bishop, didn't put a foot wrong... But a good moment was when Danny Jones brushed off Edgar Davids twice and put in a good cross from the right...

Seedorf took it too seriously perhaps... And what a tackle by Jose Mourhino on Murrs... I don't think Murrs touched the ball again after that...

Davids and Carragher were at it all night, too.

Is there some history there?

Paddy McUseless (twat) is a bald wanker with bigger tits than most of the birds on his shit telly-box programme.

And he's shit at football.

He made Pratley look good tonight......

Yes Paddy really was crap... So was Ramsey most of the time...

Poor old Adam Richman - lost 5 stone training for the game and got on for about two minutes without getting within 40 yards of the ball.

Jack Whitehall should stick to the coaching.


And Davids at 41 is still streets ahead of anything we've got - sign him up Dougie.

I've just realised that this happens every 2 years, not sure why they don't do it every year?

karlypants wrote:I've just realised that this happens every 2 years, not sure why they don't do it every year?

A lot of the celebs need time out to go to prison.

karlypants wrote:I've just realised that this happens every 2 years, not sure why they don't do it every year?

It's to give Paddy McUseless time between matches to try and think of something funny to say just in case someone shoves a camera in his face.

Doesn't work though......