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Does Anyone Really Need More Than One Kid?
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Reebok_Rebel
bwfc71
Soul Kitchen
NickFazer
White84
Hipster_Nebula
scottjames30
Natasha Whittam
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21 Re: Does Anyone Really Need More Than One Kid? Mon Jun 16 2014, 22:29
Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
22 Re: Does Anyone Really Need More Than One Kid? Mon Jun 16 2014, 22:32
Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Look on the brightside Nat, you could be one of the 70 virgins that supposedly get gifted to male suicide bombers?Natasha Whittam wrote:Soul Kitchen wrote:
We keep breeding? What's your contribution ffs?
To keep a man happy you keep his belly full and his bollox empty, how do you rate?!
My contribution is to not get pregnant for the sake of it.
Amazing that no one can see that over-population is eventually going to do for mankind.
I've often wondered what female suicide bombers get in heaven?
23 Re: Does Anyone Really Need More Than One Kid? Mon Jun 16 2014, 22:40
White84
Andy Walker
I fucking can every time I look at my tax bill.Keeping fat arsed Birds with 2 in a buggy dragging two behind them arse the size of a mini metro in leggings and muffin top hanging over the front.three different Dads.Sit watching Jeremy Kyle while munching on custard creams.FFS what chance have them kids got.Eating processed foods no veg ,fruit.There's a reason to stop birds getting pregnant.Sat on their fat arses.No ambition nothing happy in their own ignorance.The sediment of society.Too many do gooders in this country.I wasn't born in to money but I've been all over the world.Worked for everything I've got.Im paying 40% tax for these wasters to do Fuck all.
24 Re: Does Anyone Really Need More Than One Kid? Mon Jun 16 2014, 22:45
bwfc71
Ivan Campo
White84 wrote:I fucking can every time I look at my tax bill.Keeping fat arsed Birds with 2 in a buggy dragging two behind them arse the size of a mini metro in leggings and muffin top hanging over the front.three different Dads.Sit watching Jeremy Kyle while munching on custard creams.FFS what chance have them kids got.Eating processed foods no veg ,fruit.There's a reason to stop birds getting pregnant.Sat on their fat arses.No ambition nothing happy in their own ignorance.The sediment of society.Too many do gooders in this country.I wasn't born in to money but I've been all over the world.Worked for everything I've got.Im paying 40% tax for these wasters to do Fuck all.
Actually about 55% of your taxes go to the retired fraternity of the community, whilst another 30% go to the people who are actually working but do not get paid enough to live (i.e. minimum wage), whilst the other 15% goes on national debt, motorway maintenance and other Government bodies whilst only 4% goes on other social security such as the "scroungers" you mention and the wages on the MP's (lets not forget who are getting a 11% pay increase whilst everyone else is getting between 0% and 2.75%!!!)
25 Re: Does Anyone Really Need More Than One Kid? Mon Jun 16 2014, 22:52
Guest
Guest
40% tax bracket, eh...?
What do you do for a living?
I'm going for "Proof Reader."
Your literary style and skills are well suited to it.
What do you do for a living?
I'm going for "Proof Reader."
Your literary style and skills are well suited to it.
26 Re: Does Anyone Really Need More Than One Kid? Mon Jun 16 2014, 22:57
Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
He needs to get a good accountant!
27 Re: Does Anyone Really Need More Than One Kid? Mon Jun 16 2014, 23:00
Guest
Guest
Agreed.
40%....?
Fuck that..........
I even claim for my bog roll.
40%....?
Fuck that..........
I even claim for my bog roll.
28 Re: Does Anyone Really Need More Than One Kid? Tue Jun 17 2014, 08:58
Reebok_Rebel
Frank Worthington
I dont know why anyone rises to this fat bloke in his bedsit... sorry, millionaire former model and shagger of footballers
29 Re: Does Anyone Really Need More Than One Kid? Tue Jun 17 2014, 11:28
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Reebok_Rebel wrote:I dont know why anyone rises to this fat bloke in his bedsit... sorry, millionaire former model and shagger of footballers
So you don't think people having 9 kids and not being able to afford/look after them is a problem?
30 Re: Does Anyone Really Need More Than One Kid? Tue Jun 17 2014, 13:00
Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Does anyone really give a fuck what somebody who has never had any kids thinks about those that have?
Is it a cry for help for somebody to love?
Is it a cry for help for somebody to love?
31 Re: Does Anyone Really Need More Than One Kid? Tue Jun 17 2014, 13:11
Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
I think people with kids do care, sometimes fanatically, about what others think about their kids.
evidenced by the nauseating amount of "content" they post on social networks.
evidenced by the nauseating amount of "content" they post on social networks.
32 Re: Does Anyone Really Need More Than One Kid? Tue Jun 17 2014, 13:35
Reebok_Rebel
Frank Worthington
Not about the kids no.Natasha Whittam wrote:Reebok_Rebel wrote:I dont know why anyone rises to this fat bloke in his bedsit... sorry, millionaire former model and shagger of footballers
So you don't think people having 9 kids and not being able to afford/look after them is a problem?
Admittedly, some folk do have a shitload of kids and refuse to work, living off my taxes, this winds me up - same as bums do in general, kidless or not.
But if people can afford them, why should you give a shit?
33 Re: Does Anyone Really Need More Than One Kid? Tue Jun 17 2014, 13:49
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Reebok_Rebel wrote:
But if people can afford them, why should you give a shit?
Because the world is over-populated you idiot.
Some experts believe that in less than 50 years the UK and Europe could be starving. The more mouths there are to feed the worse it will be.
34 Re: Does Anyone Really Need More Than One Kid? Tue Jun 17 2014, 16:19
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
The only downside to the Chinese experiment was the impact on culture. In a society that sought male heirs female children were killed so the parents could try again for a male. Net result is a far higher % of the population being male who won't be able to get married unless they "come over here and steal our women".
Didn't quite think it through but it was a great start.
I also think that a Welfare State encourages over-population and an inexorable slide towards Malthusian Doom - or rather removes Nature's natural checks and balances such as death and starvation.
Didn't quite think it through but it was a great start.
I also think that a Welfare State encourages over-population and an inexorable slide towards Malthusian Doom - or rather removes Nature's natural checks and balances such as death and starvation.
35 Re: Does Anyone Really Need More Than One Kid? Tue Jun 17 2014, 17:07
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Natasha Whittam wrote:Reebok_Rebel wrote:
But if people can afford them, why should you give a shit?
Because the world is over-populated you idiot.
Some experts believe that in less than 50 years the UK and Europe could be starving. The more mouths there are to feed the worse it will be.
One of these kids that you don't think are needed on Earth might grow up to be a Doctor, or a Traffic Warden.
What good do you bring to this Earth , Nat?
36 Re: Does Anyone Really Need More Than One Kid? Tue Jun 17 2014, 18:31
Mr Brightside
Nicky Hunt
You dont need to worry about me my last girlfriend dumped me because we found out i was unable to have kids. Two days after i told her, now i suppose i will have to tell any future wife that im a Jaffa.
Pretty bleak outlook really, dont suppose any woman will want me as a husband.
Pretty bleak outlook really, dont suppose any woman will want me as a husband.
37 Re: Does Anyone Really Need More Than One Kid? Tue Jun 17 2014, 20:16
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Mr Brightside wrote:You dont need to worry about me my last girlfriend dumped me because we found out i was unable to have kids. Two days after i told her, now i suppose i will have to tell any future wife that im a Jaffa.
Pretty bleak outlook really, dont suppose any woman will want me as a husband.
Nonsense. It's not a condition of life that you have to have children. Not all women are broody. Why not look on the bright side and think how much money you'll save yourself over the years.
38 Re: Does Anyone Really Need More Than One Kid? Tue Jun 17 2014, 20:35
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Think of the money you'll save on condoms.
39 Re: Does Anyone Really Need More Than One Kid? Tue Jun 17 2014, 21:33
Mr Brightside
Nicky Hunt
I see what you did there Bright side good oneReebok Trotter wrote:Mr Brightside wrote:You dont need to worry about me my last girlfriend dumped me because we found out i was unable to have kids. Two days after i told her, now i suppose i will have to tell any future wife that im a Jaffa.
Pretty bleak outlook really, dont suppose any woman will want me as a husband.
Nonsense. It's not a condition of life that you have to have children. Not all women are broody. Why not look on the bright side and think how much money you'll save yourself over the years.
40 Re: Does Anyone Really Need More Than One Kid? Tue Jun 17 2014, 21:35
Mr Brightside
Nicky Hunt
There is that but when i tell them they dont trust me.boltonbonce wrote:Think of the money you'll save on condoms.
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