Which Holly.

Red Dwarf is my favorite comedy and Holly the computer my favorite character. Who do you like best as Holly, Norman Lovett or Hattie Hayridge? I like them both but would go for Hattie if pushed.

I thought it was going to be about this sort of thing.


Alas, it's about Red Dwarf, as unfunny a pile of shite as you will ever see masquerading as televisual entertainment.

And don't get me started on that most obnoxious of all obnoxious twats, Craig "I'm A Twat" Charles, the most obnoxious twat in the history of obnoxious twats.

I have never watched Red Dwarf. Taking the piss out of sunburnt midgets is about as politically incorrect as you can get. When I saw the title I thought it was about this.

Or is it this one?

Like Numpty, I was excited when I saw the title of this thread.

Only to be similarly disappointed by its content upon opening it up.....

It's only six months until Christmas and I'm looking to source some new decorative tat for our house and I can't decide which of these wreaths to buy:



What help is discussing which actor delivered the better performance as a fictional ship's computer in a Comedy / Sci-Fi show I quite liked as a teenager but now find terminally annoying and dull going to be with my deliberations?

This thread should be closed down immediately.

...and he's right about Craig Charles too.

His poetry was shit, he can't act, he delivers his lines way too fast, he's a scouser and I bet he smells funny.

But he did get caught smoking crack in the back of a taxi (bet Steve McDonald won't like that on company time) with a prozzy, so he gets a point back for that.

Preferred Norman,but the Cat was my own particular favourite.

Holly Willabooby gets my vote as well.

Never watched Red Dwarf, it doesn't look like it's my cup of tea.

Red Dwarf is a classic - But Willabooby would get my vote too!

I thought it was brilliant when I was 15.

But then again, I also thought I was going to fly a fighter plane for the RAF for a living, live all over the world in free houses provided by the MOD and drive a flash sports car.

Just shows what I knew back then.....

Breadman wrote:I thought it was brilliant when I was 15.

But then again, I also thought I was going to fly a fighter plane for the RAF for a living, live all over the world in free houses provided by the MOD and drive a flash sports car.

Just shows what I knew back then.....

AD managed it. 

Breadman wrote:I thought it was brilliant when I was 15.

But then again, I also thought I was going to fly a fighter plane for the RAF for a living, live all over the world in free houses provided by the MOD and drive a flash sports car.

Just shows what I knew back then.....

I pity people who don't attain their childhood ambitions.

From the day I left my mother's womb I wanted to become Bolton's most famous fan and spend my days on a football forum with a load of geeks.