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1I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 18 2012, 14:24

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Seeing as this is an anonymous site I'm going to touch on a topic I would never discuss with anyone I know for fear of them thinking I'm weird.

As you know I use hookers, most weeks if I'm honest. Not the back street sort that will give you a handjob for £10, but the higher end escorts that expect dinner and a drink before they service you. I'm not ashamed of this in any way. I'm not Brad Pitt in the looks department and I'm not good at talking to women I like. Plus, I have a job that has weird hours so my social life is in the crapper. Oh, and don't forget the hairy back.

Anyway, my favourite escort is Marie. She's 26, well educated, unmarried with a 2 year old son. She's really pretty without being model pretty if you know what I mean. But most importantly she's really nice, great to talk to and fun to be with. I often enjoy the dinner aspect of the "date" more than the sex itself (although that is great)

I've been seeing Marie for about 18 months and I've noticed in recent months that she has become more open with me, actually discussing her home life and son. And last week she let me drive her home to her house and invited me in for coffee. Nothing happened but we talked for hours.

I think I'm falling for this woman which I know is a complete cliche. Of course she's putting on an act to make sure I come back for more, and until recently I would have thought the same about Marie. But now I think she might actually be interested in me.

The question is this, have I watched Pretty Woman too many times or could a relationship work with an escort? Is anyone on here in a relationship with a hooker or married to one?

2I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 18 2012, 14:52

Guest


Guest
That is the saddest post I have ever read in my whole life.

3I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 18 2012, 14:53

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
Brilliant post.

I recently got back in touch with a girl I went to primary and secondary school and sixth form with. Though she dropped out half way through sixth form. We didn't actually like each other on the surface because we were very similar in a lot of ways, and very competitive with each other. For example she is exactly 3 days older than me and used to make a big thing of it when we were little kids. We actually had a drunken snog at a bus stop when we were fifteen, it was Christmas and she kept hiding this piece of tinsel down her top for me to fish out. Anyway the next day we both acted lilt the whole thing never happened and that was it. After she dropped out of sixth form I never saw or heard anything from her for the best part of 20 years.

We got chatting on Facebook about a year ago and eventually we met up in town. It was a fun night, we got really bladdered and laughed about our arrogance towards each other all the way through school. We got talking about our careers and she lost her job about 12 months ago. For appearance sake she has a little sideline but she revealed that she now makes most of her money as an escort. I was shocked, obviously, but also sad for her.

But she insists it is her choice. She would rather be an escort and be independent and self reliant than fall back on friends and family. She only needs to see 1-2 clients per week - less if it's an overnight job - and she can pay all her bills and live the life she wants.

She does get clients who fall for her but it's a measure of how good an actress she is and ultimately it's a good thing for her as she would rather have fewer, more regular clients than lots of different ones, for all sorts of reasons.

So Quent, I wouldn't rule it out completely but I expect Marie could see you as a hairy cash cow.

4I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 18 2012, 15:01

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I think it'd be quite cool to 'do' a pretty woman, yes i mean the film, not the euphemism.

If you had a tonne of cash, there's something interesting about "saving" a girl from a life on the streets.

5I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 18 2012, 15:40

Guest


Guest
quent, i can safely say you live in a completely different world to me. i've never even seen a prostitute.

6I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 18 2012, 15:44

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@largehat wrote:So Quent, I wouldn't rule it out completely but I expect Marie could see you as a hairy cash cow.

LOL - thanks Largehat, and that's exactly what I'd been thinking until just recently. But I don't think it's the norm for an escort to take you back to her house and chat (off the clock), especially about her son.

7I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 18 2012, 15:45

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Guest
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:
If you had a tonne of cash, there's something interesting about "saving" a girl from a life on the streets.


I should think £7 and a bag of grapes would be enough to save a Bolton scrubber.

8I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 18 2012, 17:15

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Wining and dining someone and paying over the odds for three minutes of uncontrolled nonsense is a pretty expensive way to get your rocks off.

I have found that Mrs Thumb and her four daughters are a far cheaper option especially with the advent of the internet.

Personally, I prefer stimulating company with females rather than the bonking aspect but if you can afford it and you enjoy it then you are not breaking any laws.

9I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 18 2012, 17:15

xmiles

xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
not-so-plain-jayne wrote:quent, i can safely say you live in a completely different world to me. i've never even seen a prostitute.

How do you know you've never seen a prostitute?

10I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 18 2012, 17:18

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@Quent wrote:
@largehat wrote:So Quent, I wouldn't rule it out completely but I expect Marie could see you as a hairy cash cow.

LOL - thanks Largehat, and that's exactly what I'd been thinking until just recently. But I don't think it's the norm for an escort to take you back to her house and chat (off the clock), especially about her son.

Maybe she likes you as a person. Maybe she had some free time to chat and was a bit bored or lonely. She hasn't crossed any boundaries. If you actually meet her son, that might be possibly different. But people talk about their children to people they've just met. Just because she is an actress as part of her job, it doesn't mean that she isn't capable of having an everyday conversation with you. She might find you easy to talk to. But from what you've posted so far, the boundaries are still in place.

11I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Wed Apr 18 2012, 18:44

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Quent, even if thngs were getting more personal, rather than sexual, I'm sure she would kick you into touch immediately if she found that you had to share this story with anyone, never mind a couple of hundred people on here.

12I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 19 2012, 13:13

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@gloswhite wrote:Quent, even if thngs were getting more personal, rather than sexual, I'm sure she would kick you into touch immediately if she found that you had to share this story with anyone, never mind a couple of hundred people on here.

She advertises herself on the internet dressed in knickers and suspenders. Not sure she's in a position to bother about words on a forum Very Happy

13I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 19 2012, 13:19

Guest


Guest
Quent you sad fucker, she's playing you like a record. She's probably got 20 sad wankers like you who think they're in with a chance of becoming Mr Slag. I can't believe this thread.

14I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 19 2012, 13:24

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
Bolton Hater wrote:Quent you sad fucker, she's playing you like a record. She's probably got 20 sad wankers like you who think they're in with a chance of becoming Mr Slag. I can't believe this thread.

Laughing

15I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 19 2012, 13:32

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Guest
This is the funniest thread I've ever read but I can't decide whether it's a wind-up or not Shocked

16I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 19 2012, 13:36

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Owen Owen Owen wrote:This is the funniest thread I've ever read but I can't decide whether it's a wind-up or not Shocked

Tis all true OOO. In fact I'm seeing her again tonight, picking her up from her place. She's even giving me a discount now, surely a good sign for the future? I'm not going to ask her out tonight, but I'm going to look for signs that she would be agreeable to this.

17I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 19 2012, 13:46

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@Quent wrote:
Tis all true OOO. In fact I'm seeing her again tonight, picking her up from her place. She's even giving me a discount now, surely a good sign for the future? I'm not going to ask her out tonight, but I'm going to look for signs that she would be agreeable to this.

Quent, that discount bit cracked me up.

I'm not being funny but if I go to the same bakery every morning for a loaf of bread and strike up a good relationship with the baker, I expect he'll throw in a couple of sticky buns or an iced finger once in a while, particularly if there's a lot of competition. You look after your best customers.

18I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 19 2012, 13:47

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Out of interest, would you be happy going out with a prostitute or would you want her to quit her job?

19I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 19 2012, 13:53

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@largehat wrote:

Quent, that discount bit cracked me up.

I'm not being funny but if I go to the same bakery every morning for a loaf of bread and strike up a good relationship with the baker, I expect he'll throw in a couple of sticky buns or an iced finger once in a while, particularly if there's a lot of competition. You look after your best customers.

But she says she only gives me discount, why would she say that? I know it all looks a bit sad and funny written on here, but trust me when I say we have a connection. I've been with lots of "escorts" and none has ever given me a discount before. Most double the price. This could be love.

20I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 19 2012, 13:55

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I too thought this was a wind up but you seem genuinely smitten by Marie. By the way, are you sure this is her real name? In the films hookers always have different names for when they're working.

21I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 19 2012, 13:57

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
OneOinCoyle wrote:Out of interest, would you be happy going out with a prostitute or would you want her to quit her job?

Good question. I'd want her to quit her job, or at the very least stop sleeping with men. But love is love, if she refused I wouldn't walk away. I suspect she earns a decent living from what she does so it's unlikely she'd walk away from it unless I could keep her in the lifestyle she has become accustomed to. I can't.

22I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 19 2012, 13:57

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@Quent wrote:
But she says she only gives me discount, why would she say that? I know it all looks a bit sad and funny written on here, but trust me when I say we have a connection. I've been with lots of "escorts" and none has ever given me a discount before. Most double the price. This could be love.

Why don't you make a wild, sweeping romantic gesture. Richard Gere climbed up the fire escape in Pretty Woman and he was scared of heights. You could wash, or even shave your back. She will melt in your arms. Don't forget my wedding invite.

23I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 19 2012, 13:59

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
How much does she charge you, you sad twat.

24I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 19 2012, 14:00

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@largehat wrote:

Why don't you make a wild, sweeping romantic gesture. Richard Gere climbed up the fire escape in Pretty Woman and he was scared of heights. You could wash, or even shave your back. She will melt in your arms. Don't forget my wedding invite.

I think you're mocking me now Largehat, which I guess is to be expected. Just because I see hookers doesn't mean I'm dirty, I always have clean underpants. And my back is kept as smooth as a babies bottom at all times. But your romantic gesture isn't a bad idea, perhaps I will bring the condoms tonight.

25I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 19 2012, 14:03

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Having to pay for sex, you must be one ugly fucker.

26I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 19 2012, 14:06

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Mr Magoo wrote:Having to pay for sex, you must be one ugly fucker.

Thanks Mr Magoo.

27I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 19 2012, 14:07

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Why don't you invite her for a ' dirty weekend 'without the dirt. Tell her you will pay for the grub but not for any bonking. If she fancies you she will take up your offer but if she is only interested in money she will insist on being paid. If her attitude is strictly business is business then I suggest you keep your money in your wallet.

If you miss hot sweaty action then get yourself down to one of those Farmers weekly dances. Plenty of strapping farmers daughters looking for male company after weeks in the fields shearing sheep and castrating bulls. They should be gagging for it and it wont cost you a penny.



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28I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 19 2012, 14:08

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Mr Magoo wrote:Having to pay for sex, you must be one ugly fucker.

Shut up Magoo, when someone opens up like Quent has you should be sensitive to his feelings. And for the record,an ex-employee of mine was a George Clooney lookalike but he preferred the company of prostitutes because they came without strings.

29I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 19 2012, 14:08

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
seriously how old are you, and is it not nicer having a real relationship with someone you love.
I have been with my partner for over 20yrs and have never thought of using a prossi.
you are missing out my friend.

30I'm in love with a Prostitute Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Thu Apr 19 2012, 14:11

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Without strings or scruples. Most prostitutes seem to be drug addicts who are forced onto the streets to feed their habit. I wouldn't point my pecker anywhere near them to be honest.

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