Importing Ebola

Ebola:Fatal with no known cure, so what do you do when a Brit contracts it? Bring him here of course!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28919831

Was interested to read that it is spread via "direct contact with infected bodily fluids" - now that rings a bell.

To be fair the US did the same with a couple of their people... but the difference is over in the US they are allowed to test out new drugs which seemed to have worked, whilst over here under the NHS they will find it difficult to try out new drugs (due to current legislation) and will probably take too long to give or even work, unfortunately.  So basically it is a repatriation!

I don't think it's this fella we should be worried about - he's in a big hermetically sealed plastic bag and is under constant supervision, so the chances of him infecting anybody else is probably quite low.

I'd be more worried about all these "students" coming in from Africa on dodgy passports who disappear into the ether, once they hit London.....

When's he signing? Never heard of him.

I'm quite happy to import Ebola on the proviso that it can be properly harnessed and managed, and then we can sell it on to the middle east for a tidy profit.

If he is cheap,can play up front,defend and pass the ball whilst understanding complete gibberish from a small irritating jock then sign the boy up sharpish !