Natasha's mole told me...

Natasha's mole told me that David Ngog is about to resign to solve our striker crisis and that there will be quilted toilet rolls in the Reebok bogs from now on.

What did he/she tell you?

He told me Jermaine Beckford wasn't waving at the Leeds fans, he was trying to swat a fly away. Who also thought he was shit.

It told me that it doesn't like icy conditions.

Nat's mole told me that she buys Tesco value teabags and tries passing them off as Earl Grey at dinner parties.

Fur coat and no knickers, as my Gran used to say.

Breadman wrote:Nat's mole told me that she buys Tesco value teabags and tries passing them off as Earl Grey at dinner parties.

Fur coat and no knickers, as my Gran used to say.

  Made me laugh that did!

Nastase's mole told me that Douglas is a Bury FC supporting android sent from the future to destroy Bolton Wanderers FC.

Oh, and that Gartside is completely made up of marshmallow and custard.

That's probably the most accurate comment yet Copper

Natasha's mole told me that our Dougie is being offered a new five year contract as a show of faith. The board expects to be back in the Prem within three years under his astute leadership.

Nats mole told me it was fed up of being stuck on her face!

Nat's mole told me that Magoo is the Duke of Clarence. Hides it well.

Franks mole told me her real name