Are Your Naked Photos Safe?

In light of several celebs having their naked photo accounts hacked and the photos appearing on the internet, are you now worried the same could happen to you?

I know I am. No way do I want to be exposed to a naked photo of Breadman or Reebok Trotter. Imagine the psychological damage that could do to me.

So fess up please, do you have naked pics of yourself, and where do you keep them?

Worry not, my dear.

Your naked photos are in a safe place.

They reside in a locked drawer in my buro, where they have been since you sent them to me in the post.

Along with the panties......

There are photos of me naked on the Internet - well films actually - if you know where to look. They are pretty old now (70s) but still cool IMO.
I'm playing the plumber BTW.

wanderlust wrote:
I'm playing the plumber BTW.

What exactly do you mean by "playing" the plumber......?

I hope you don't mean it in the "playing" the recorder sense.....?

I have naked photos of all my previous lovers, it comes in handy if they ever try and feck your life up in some way.

So be warned Hipster.

I wear brown corduroy pants and a Wanderers training top in every photo I've ever had taken.
Apart from one Sunday in Rhyl when I dressed up as Eartha Kitt.
I look great in a slinky gown btw.

Nat, if you wanna hack my pc then feel free to do that as I have tons of pics waiting for you with me waving my cock about behing bargain booze...

Natasha Whittam wrote:I have naked photos of all my previous lovers, it comes in handy if they ever try and feck your life up in some way.

Are these the ones you've had in the last ten years that haven't introduced you to Fagan?
They must be a right bunch of under achieving ponces!!

Where do you keep yours SK?

Natasha Whittam wrote:I have naked photos of all my previous lovers, it comes in handy if they ever try and feck your life up in some way.

So be warned Hipster.

There is a secret group on FB where all of Nats lovers all come together (snigger snigger) and talk about their exploits with Nat.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Where do you keep yours SK?

When I was a fanny magnet it was down to Boots for my pics to be developed, so I never went down that path to avoid the fear of me becoming more of the shop assistants lusting collateral!!
Anybody daft enough to put themselves in a position whereby somebody has that on them deserves all they get I'm afraid.

Soul Kitchen wrote:When I was a fanny magnet

I meant in reality.

That is the reality! Long blonde hair, natural of course, and blue eyes were always a winner.

Soul Kitchen wrote:That is the reality! Long blonde hair, natural of course, and blue eyes were always a winner.

Sounds a bit poncy.

Soul Kitchen wrote:That is the reality! Long blonde hair, natural of course, and blue eyes were always a winner.

So is it you in Ibiza with Spearing?

There might be a few pictures of me in one or two old back issues of H & E.

Reebok Trotter wrote:There might be a few pictures of me in one or two old back issues of H & E.

Horse & Equine?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Reebok Trotter wrote:There might be a few pictures of me in one or two old back issues of H & E.

Horse & Equine?

Hampsters and Edgehogs. I was hung like a hampster when I was younger.

All mine are still safe but the trouble with those old naked Polaroids is they don't half fade with the passage of time.

Numpty 28723 wrote:All mine are still safe but the trouble with those old naked Polaroids is they don't half fade with the passage of time.

I'm not clicking that link Numpty, God knows what I'll see.