I went on my first ever blind date last night.
I met the guy online and he was everything I wanted in a man: good looking, rich, great body and rich. Unfortunately his camera had broken so I had to take his word for it. But it was worth a punt, who would lie on the internet?
So we met at a local wine bar and it turned out he'd lied somewhat. The 29 year old banker with the hot body and chiseled good looks was actually a 45 year old wanker with a fat body and ugly fat face. I was outraged.
So after a four course meal and two bottles of wine I stormed off. I can do better.
Please share with the world your worst blind date stories to make me feel better. If you've never been on a date (Boggers, Hipster, 1874) just make it up.
I met the guy online and he was everything I wanted in a man: good looking, rich, great body and rich. Unfortunately his camera had broken so I had to take his word for it. But it was worth a punt, who would lie on the internet?
So we met at a local wine bar and it turned out he'd lied somewhat. The 29 year old banker with the hot body and chiseled good looks was actually a 45 year old wanker with a fat body and ugly fat face. I was outraged.
So after a four course meal and two bottles of wine I stormed off. I can do better.
Please share with the world your worst blind date stories to make me feel better. If you've never been on a date (Boggers, Hipster, 1874) just make it up.