Situation vacant.

BWFC, are pleased to announce that a vacancy has arisen within the scouting department, the pre-requisites of this position is a good working knowledge of Crystal Palace, Millwall, and the occasional stop over in Leicester, and last but not least, we need a scout that can satisfy our managers needs of spotting decent midfielders, scouts watching strikers need not apply, and our manager is adamant, that if he neither played with, or managed them, then it is unlikely to happen, good luck with your application, generous benefits will reward the successful candidate.

I never knew that medo Kamara, Craig Davies, joe mason, Hayden White, rob hall and Andy lonergan had played for the teams you mentioned.

And I was thinking this advert was a piss take till I applied earlier and Phil said "Come on down".