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Fulham v Bolton
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42 Re: Fulham v Bolton Tue Sep 30 2014, 18:50
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
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43 Re: Fulham v Bolton Tue Sep 30 2014, 19:19
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Here's TV's funny man, Norman Collier with your clue....(Applause from the audience)
(NC enters Stage Left carrying a Barclay's cheque-book)
"Hello Ted, here we go":
"I was born in Scotland, but Scottish I'm not,
For training and tactics, I care not a jot.
I look good in trainers, my pants are not long,
"Let's all have a good time and play some ping-pong."
Thanks Norman. Norman Collier everybody! (More applause.)
(Couple look bemused and haven't a clue, so they reject the cheque-book.)
Ted then explains.......
"I was born in Scotland, but Scottish I'm not - what could that mean?
Well of course it could mean this person moved to Mars at an early age. Or England.
"For training and tactics, I care not a jot"
Well, this person obviously has no time for considered thought and could be classed as a bit of a knob.
"I look good in trainers, my pants are not long,"
Trainers are a type of shoe, shoes can be black or brown. Black and brown are both colours, as is Ginger. Any ideas yet?
"Let's all have a good time and play some ping-pong."
What can that be?
Well, "Ping-Pong" is a game played by children on holiday in all-inclusive resorts whilst their parents get drunk by the pool, thus "having a good time." However, the other entertainment on offer in all-inclusive resorts can be notoriously "pathetic" and a bit shit.
"So what does that give us?" asks Ted.......
"English, shit tactics, a bit of a knob, ginger and pathetic....any ideas who it is?"
(NC enters Stage Left carrying a Barclay's cheque-book)
"Hello Ted, here we go":
"I was born in Scotland, but Scottish I'm not,
For training and tactics, I care not a jot.
I look good in trainers, my pants are not long,
"Let's all have a good time and play some ping-pong."
Thanks Norman. Norman Collier everybody! (More applause.)
(Couple look bemused and haven't a clue, so they reject the cheque-book.)
Ted then explains.......
"I was born in Scotland, but Scottish I'm not - what could that mean?
Well of course it could mean this person moved to Mars at an early age. Or England.
"For training and tactics, I care not a jot"
Well, this person obviously has no time for considered thought and could be classed as a bit of a knob.
"I look good in trainers, my pants are not long,"
Trainers are a type of shoe, shoes can be black or brown. Black and brown are both colours, as is Ginger. Any ideas yet?
"Let's all have a good time and play some ping-pong."
What can that be?
Well, "Ping-Pong" is a game played by children on holiday in all-inclusive resorts whilst their parents get drunk by the pool, thus "having a good time." However, the other entertainment on offer in all-inclusive resorts can be notoriously "pathetic" and a bit shit.
"So what does that give us?" asks Ted.......
"English, shit tactics, a bit of a knob, ginger and pathetic....any ideas who it is?"
44 Re: Fulham v Bolton Tue Sep 30 2014, 19:24
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
We are playing tomorrow evening at 8pm.Breadman wrote:I fully agree - Lose tonight and that should be curtains for Freedman.
45 Re: Fulham v Bolton Tue Sep 30 2014, 19:28
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karlypants wrote:We are playing tomorrow evening at 8pm.Breadman wrote:I fully agree - Lose tonight and that should be curtains for Freedman.
Read my full comment and put it in context with his statement and it should make sense.
If it doesn't, kill yourself quick.
46 Re: Fulham v Bolton Tue Sep 30 2014, 19:32
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I've lost my code book.
What's going on?
What's going on?
47 Re: Fulham v Bolton Tue Sep 30 2014, 19:33
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Not sure how I didn't notice that before posting!Breadman wrote:karlypants wrote:We are playing tomorrow evening at 8pm.Breadman wrote:I fully agree - Lose tonight and that should be curtains for Freedman.
Read my full comment and put it in context with his statement and it should make sense.
If it doesn't, kill yourself quick.
49 Re: Fulham v Bolton Tue Sep 30 2014, 20:19
Guest
Guest
I'm starting to worry about you, Karl.
When did you last get your gas fire checked for noxious emissions?
When did you last get your gas fire checked for noxious emissions?
50 Re: Fulham v Bolton Tue Sep 30 2014, 20:21
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Funnily enough, I haven't been on the crack today!Breadman wrote:I'm starting to worry about you, Karl.
When did you last get your gas fire checked for noxious emissions?
I'm just having one of those days!
51 Re: Fulham v Bolton Tue Sep 30 2014, 20:23
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Get some quorn sausages down you KP.
52 Re: Fulham v Bolton Tue Sep 30 2014, 20:24
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I am not commenting on that statement about "being on the crack" for fear of someone accusing me of being obsessed with gay sex.
Do your own gags.......
Do your own gags.......
54 Re: Fulham v Bolton Tue Sep 30 2014, 20:28
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
I have to say that I am in a much better mood due to you guys!
55 Re: Fulham v Bolton Tue Sep 30 2014, 20:30
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nice one KP.
Imagine how you'll feel if we get a result at the cottage.
Imagine how you'll feel if we get a result at the cottage.
56 Re: Fulham v Bolton Tue Sep 30 2014, 20:54
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Glad to be of service, Mr Pants.
My old form teacher at Smithills used to say to me "You may think that playing the fool to amuse your friends is a productive way to pass your time, but let me assure you, boy, that no good can ever come of it in the long term."
Well, Mr Booth, as I sit here in my bus shelter, dining on the finest scraps that a bin behind a takeaway could possibly offer, quaffing from a bottle of 99p cider, I say to you that you were most certainly wrong.
My old form teacher at Smithills used to say to me "You may think that playing the fool to amuse your friends is a productive way to pass your time, but let me assure you, boy, that no good can ever come of it in the long term."
Well, Mr Booth, as I sit here in my bus shelter, dining on the finest scraps that a bin behind a takeaway could possibly offer, quaffing from a bottle of 99p cider, I say to you that you were most certainly wrong.
57 Re: Fulham v Bolton Wed Oct 01 2014, 10:41
Athertonian
David Ngog
If we do get beat tonight it will then go to show that Freedman and his dummy have failed. Even the most patient of fans will chirp up and say that's that.
58 Re: Fulham v Bolton Wed Oct 01 2014, 10:44
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Athertonian wrote:If we do get beat tonight it will then go to show that Freedman and his dummy have failed. Even the most patient of fans will chirp up and say that's that.
The game was last night and we won 4-0.
59 Re: Fulham v Bolton Wed Oct 01 2014, 11:00
Athertonian
David Ngog
Aye in your dream it was. Let us hope your dream becomes reality.
60 Re: Fulham v Bolton Wed Oct 01 2014, 11:05
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Athertonian wrote:Aye in your dream it was. Let us hope your dream becomes reality.
Actually, I hope we lose 8-0 tonight.
That way, he might be gone before we play Bournemouth....
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