Where Are The BWFC Bodies?

Earlier today 25 year old Medi Abalimba was sent to prison for 4 years for pretending to be ex-Bolton loan "star" Gael Kakuta.

This makes a lot of sense to our recent slide down the football pyramid - clearly certain members of the current squad aren't who they say they are. Ever wondered why Darren Pratley can't pass 5 yards? That's because he's not the real Darren Pratley.

Ever wondered why Jermaine Beckford is utter shite in front of goal? Well, it's because it's not Jermaine Beckford.

Clearly some players have been murdered and replaced by fraudsters like Abalimba.

I feel sorry for Dougie, he had no chance.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Earlier today 25 year old Medi Abalimba was sent to prison for 4 years for pretending to be ex-Bolton loan "star" Gael Kakuta.

This makes a lot of sense to our recent slide down the football pyramid - clearly certain members of the current squad aren't who they say they are. Ever wondered why Darren Pratley can't pass 5 yards? That's because he's not the real Darren Pratley.

Ever wondered why Jermaine Beckford is utter shite in front of goal? Well, it's because it's not Jermaine Beckford.

Clearly some players have been murdered and replaced by fraudsters like Abalimba.

I feel sorry for Dougie, he had no chance.

News for you, that wasn't the real Dougie Freedman, but one George mulhall, he did for Dougie whilst on day release for murdering football 20 odd years ago.

Whoa......calm down, let's not be too hasty about this.

It could be worse - apparently this is the "real" Dean Moxey:

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Typical Breadman post, a guy tickling another guys testicles.

Mind you the other guy looks to be enjoying it.

The other guy is probably Breadman.

And what's "Dean" doing to the invisible man with his other hand......?

I thought there was something dodgy about Liam Trotter when I saw this car parked outside the ground.

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The bodies are under Michael Bolton's patio.

Dig down a meter and you'll find a blue sports bag.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Earlier today 25 year old Medi Abalimba was sent to prison for 4 years for pretending to be ex-Bolton loan "star" Gael Kakuta.

This makes a lot of sense to our recent slide down the football pyramid - clearly certain members of the current squad aren't who they say they are. Ever wondered why Darren Pratley can't pass 5 yards? That's because he's not the real Darren Pratley.

Ever wondered why Jermaine Beckford is utter shite in front of goal? Well, it's because it's not Jermaine Beckford.

Clearly some players have been murdered and replaced by fraudsters like Abalimba.

I feel sorry for Dougie, he had no chance.

And you will be an expert on pretence!!

scottjames30 wrote:The bodies are under Michael Bolton's patio.

More like under his belly!!

Natasha Whittam wrote:Ever wondered why Jermaine Beckford is utter shite in front of goal? Well, it's because it's not Jermaine Beckford. 

You're spot on. It's really Jermaine Jackson - he was seen shopping in the club store only the other day.

Beckford's currently in Los Angeles working on his first solo album in 21 years.
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