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Have You Ever Had Sex In A Ford Cortina?

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Bwfc1958
Numpty 28723
scottjames30
Norpig
bwfc71
Copper Dragon
Hipster_Nebula
Reebok Trotter
Natasha Whittam
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Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

....or, in fact, any car?

Django Unchained actress Daniele Watts has been arrested in America for allegedly giving her boyfriend a blow-job in her car.

I have two questions:

1) Should it be an offence to commit sexual acts in the privacy of your own car?

2) Have you ever had sex/blow-job/hand-job/fisting in a car? And if so did you not find it uncomfortable? I tried it once, I got more satisfaction from the gear stick to be honest.

Don't be shy.

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

A MK3 Ford Cortina... those were the days.

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Reebok Trotter wrote:A MK3 Ford Cortina... those were the days.

Days for what? When you last had sex or had a Ford Cortina?

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Never in a car no.

and yes I have done it elsewhere before anyone goes down that road.

and yes, with a woman.

Copper Dragon

Copper Dragon
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

I've never horizontally jogged in a Ford Cortina but I've urinated into one.

We broke down in our Mk 4 Cortina on the Severn Bridge, it had overheated and needed fluid.

The only vessels for liquid that we had were bottles filled with homebrew.

So we are on the Severn Bridge supping homebrew and then pissing into the empty bottles then filling the radiator.

Proper rock and roll we were back in 1985.

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:
Reebok Trotter wrote:A MK3 Ford Cortina... those were the days.

Days for what? When you last had sex or had a Ford Cortina?

The question you posed was, Have you ever had sex in a Ford Cortina.

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Hipster_Nebula wrote:and yes I have done it elsewhere before anyone goes down that road.

and yes, with a woman.

Very Happy

bwfc71

bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Peugeot 206 - bit of a squeeze but was fun.

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

no i don't drive so have never had the pleasure. Once had sex in my back yard thats about it though!

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Norpig wrote:no i don't drive so have never had the pleasure. Once had sex in my back yard thats about it though!
Could you not open your back door or something  Very Happy

Numpty 28723

Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

First car I drove about after passing my test was my dad's Mk3 Cortina 1600, silver with a black roof - what a great car that was! Used to 'test the suspension' on a regular basis - I recall it had quite a large bonnet as well. Very Happy

For roominess though you can't beat a Commer minibus with the seats taken out.

Guest


Guest

Did everyone own a Cortina at some point?

Ours was a blue V reg 2.0 Litre GL Mark 5 but I never had sex in it, as I was only about eleven.

I actually grew to hate that car because my Dad decided that he was no longer happy with just handing over my pocket money every week without getting anything in return, so he started making me wash it.

And when you're only eleven, a Cortina is quite a big car to wash - a "ten bucket-er" as I soon came to realise......

If only we'd had Childline back then......

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

Depends where you're doing it I suppose. If a parents walking past with her kids and all they can see is the car rocking away with you're big white arse pressed against the window I'm guessing they would be offended. Having said that I've done it in a vauxhall nova, ford escort and a vauxhall corsa. The First and the latter were a squeeze but I liked the excitement of possibly getting caught in public. Aldi car park was particularly risky but all good fun

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Not a Cortina - but that's a yes to other Fords, specifically an Anglia, a Capri (it was tight in every sense as I recall) an Escort and a Sierra. My favourite non-Ford rendezvous was in my mates' big old Citroen which had very plush seats and adjustable suspension.

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wanderlust wrote: My favourite non-Ford rendezvous was in my mates' big old Citroen which had very plush seats and adjustable suspension.


Was he a sensitive lover? Very Happy

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Breadman wrote:
wanderlust wrote: My favourite non-Ford rendezvous was in my mates' big old Citroen which had very plush seats and adjustable suspension.


Was he a sensitive lover? Very Happy
Sensitive?

She couldn't walk for a week....


Smile

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

scottjames30 wrote:
Norpig wrote:no i don't drive so have never had the pleasure. Once had sex in my back yard thats about it though!
Could you not open your back door or something  Very Happy

it was the then girlfriend's idea, i was paranoid one of the neighbours would look out of their upstairs windows and see my arse bouncing up and down Very Happy

Soul Kitchen

Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Had an Austin Maxi many years ago. The seats folded down nicely.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Ford cortina a bit before my time but have done it in a crew cab of a pickup and a swimming pool although I wouldn't recommend the swimming pool as it floats to the top and looks like egg white...

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Hope you wiped your Bum afterwards.

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