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21Dementia - Page 2 Empty Re: Dementia Fri Apr 27 2012, 16:10

xmiles

xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha

Hipster_Nebula wrote:These kind of things i just don't want to think about, life is a terrible terrible thing. A swirling mess of dispair.


Hipster enjoy life while you can. The two things people most often say on their death bed are:

1. I wish I had had more sex, and

2. I wish I hadn't spent so much time in the office/at work.

22Dementia - Page 2 Empty Re: Dementia Fri Apr 27 2012, 16:12

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

3. I wish I hadn't spent so much time on football forums

23Dementia - Page 2 Empty Re: Dementia Fri Apr 27 2012, 16:12

xmiles

xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha

xmiles wrote:
Hipster_Nebula wrote:These kind of things i just don't want to think about, life is a terrible terrible thing. A swirling mess of dispair.


Hipster enjoy life while you can. The two things people most often say on their death bed are:

1. I wish I had had more sex, and

2. I wish I hadn't spent so much time in the office/at work.

I''ve just realised that probably means you will have to stop supporting Bolton. Wink

24Dementia - Page 2 Empty Re: Dementia Fri Apr 27 2012, 16:13

xmiles

xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha

Natasha Whittam wrote:3. I wish I hadn't spent so much time on football forums

Laughing

25Dementia - Page 2 Empty Re: Dementia Fri Apr 27 2012, 17:59

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

xmiles wrote:
Hipster_Nebula wrote:These kind of things i just don't want to think about, life is a terrible terrible thing. A swirling mess of dispair.


Hipster enjoy life while you can. The two things people most often say on their death bed are:

1. I wish I had had more sex, and

2. I wish I hadn't spent so much time in the office/at work.
Fortunately, I was rejected for my first choice career option as an administrator in a monastery.

26Dementia - Page 2 Empty Re: Dementia Fri Apr 27 2012, 23:36

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

A woman i used to know her husband was in a home with it he was in his mid thirties.She was off to visit him one day and told me he doesn,t know her anymore and she already had a new bloke mowing her lawn.

27Dementia - Page 2 Empty Re: Dementia Fri Apr 27 2012, 23:40

xmiles

xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha

Angry Dad wrote: A woman i used to know her husband was in a home with it he was in his mid thirties.She was off to visit him one day and told me he doesn,t know her anymore and she already had a new bloke mowing her lawn.

"Mowing her lawn"? - is this a euphemism for some sort of sex act?

28Dementia - Page 2 Empty Re: Dementia Fri Apr 27 2012, 23:51

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

xmiles wrote:
Angry Dad wrote: A woman i used to know her husband was in a home with it he was in his mid thirties.She was off to visit him one day and told me he doesn,t know her anymore and she already had a new bloke mowing her lawn.

"Mowing her lawn"? - is this a euphemism for some sort of sex act?
Well he was certainly rooting around in her bush after mowing her lawn.

29Dementia - Page 2 Empty Re: Dementia Sat Apr 28 2012, 00:02

Banks of the Croal

Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

I hope he was wearing protection while rooting about in the Bush, it can be a very dangerous place.

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