Especially for suck up em up and spit them out Whittam

How to bake a jolly good Christmas cake
500g fried mixed fruit
60g Glace cherries
85mlcooking Brandy
Zest and juice of One Orange.
175gButter
175g Dark Brown Suger
1 table Spoon black treacle
3 Eggs
175g of raising flour
50g Ground Almonds
60g whole almonds,pecans or Walnuts
1 tablespoon ground mixed spice.

Marzipan layer
1tablespoon sieved Apricot jam.
400gready made ready rolled Marzipan
50g icing sugar

Icing
1 egg white
350g icing sugar
I tablespoon lemon juice.


Then it's all down to you WHittam cos if you can't put a good Christmas Cake together it's going to be a lonely Christmas for you.

In simple terms if your pussy was a car it would of gone round the clock( twice)

If it was a pet Cat( it would have to be put down)

What on earth is going on here.

He's gone baking mad (see what i did there !) 

He's showing all the classic signs of an internet breakdown.

The only question here is how on earth do you sieve jam?

I down know about sieving Jam but I've heard of all the best chefs( footballers) nudge nudge wink wink that's as good for me as a blind man,WHITTAMS SPIT ROAST IS PREMIER LEAUGE!
And if my mole on the cockery Scene ( whoops cookery)
MOST OF THE PREMIER LEAUGE HAVE SAMPLED?

FAME HUNGRY FEMALES !
I believe an exclusive with WHittam and Jimmy Bullard ( now of I'm a celebrity get me out of here is about to break any day.) 

Riding high in WHittam towers the double dip recession and now it's selling stories to sleazy red tops  the rise and fall of a Nuts Icon.

  What a strange thread this is. What's the point?

Reading between the lines I think he's in love with Natasha.

Not in to Sloppys

To bake this cake Nat would have to venture from the bedroom, it ain't going to happen unless there's an oven in there?

Soul Kitchen wrote:To bake this cake Nat would have to venture from the bedroom, it ain't going to happen unless there's an oven in there?

You utter bellend, I run one of the biggest companies on Deansgate. I am currently looking out from my corner office window at common folk rushing around as though it's Christmas Eve.

Is that Chilli Bitez?
They're a big company on Deansgate as far as take away goes!!

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:To bake this cake Nat would have to venture from the bedroom, it ain't going to happen unless there's an oven in there?

You utter bellend, I run one of the biggest companies on Deansgate. I am currently looking out from my corner office window at common folk rushing around as though it's Christmas Eve.

Isn't this the corner of Deansgate?

You  are right, she's a 5 star server in Ronnies!!

I was thinking more of the person that picks all the rubbish out the window boxes outside.

I was thinking that toothless transsexual with black teeth playing the banjo outside M&S or is it a harmonica.

White84 wrote:I was thinking that toothless transsexual with black teeth playing the banjo outside M&S or is it a harmonica.

My teeth are perfectly white.

How can you be toothless & have black teeth at the same time

Natasha Whittam wrote:

White84 wrote:I was thinking that toothless transsexual with black teeth playing the banjo outside M&S or is it a harmonica.

My teeth are perfectly white.

Seaman Stain's.

Mr Magoo wrote:
Seaman Stain's.

You'll burn.