The Map.

The prices down here are shocking.
A Bloke staying at Claridges asked for a couple of paracetamol at breakfast one morning,and was shocked to see he'd been charged £16 for them.
Christ knows what his breakfast cost.
True story.

Been listening to the news quiz on radio 4 by any chance Bonce? 

bwfc1874 wrote:Been listening to the news quiz on radio 4 by any chance Bonce? 

Yes. Heard it last night. Thought it was a wind up.
How the hell do they get away with £16.
I pay 35p for 12!

I'm still in Westminster.
Now Bread,Whittam and Magoo have turned up.
They're queering my pitch.

Apparently I'm stood outside the Supreme Court.

Whatever I'm supposed to have done, I'll blame Magoo.

Especially if it's "queering" Boncey's pitch......

Breadman wrote:Apparently I'm stood outside the Supreme Court.

Whatever I'm supposed to have done, I'll blame Magoo.

Especially if it's "queering" Boncey's pitch......

You haven't been arrested by the fashion police for wearing a Xmas jumper have you?

Possibly.

Although I think the real problem was that the jumper was all I had on......

I still haven't managed to get out of London yet. I'm just over the road from the National Crime Agency. I'm gonna go in and see if they can help me track Bonce down. I need that money back if I'm to stand any chance of getting home for Christmas. While I'm there I need to let them know about this weirdo I saw wandering around earlier wearing just a Christmas jumper and nowt else. The children that were around were terrified. The dirty bastard needs to be caught. 

I'm onto 58. I'm in the Thistle hotel working in the kitchen.
When I've made enough money I'm 'Homeward Bound'. 58 can whistle for his share.
If his Garfunkle had come up to scratch we could have been on easy street.
Some guy just ran by the window in only his jumper,two cops in hot pursuit.
It's another world down here.

Apologies for any badd spellinmg, but I'm posting this from my phone because Im hiding from the Plod behind some bins (Hiya, Karl......didn't see you there, mate)

If I can shaeke 'em off, I'll rendezvous with you lot at the station.

Sure thing Bread. Hope you've got the train fare.
I'm just a bit worried about where a trouser-less man is keeping his loose change.

I think I'm getting close now. The NCA have just informed me that a man fitting Bonces description has been pestering guests at a hotel in London. He keeps insisting they give their opinion on his Bruce Forsyth impression, which by all accounts is quite scary. Luckily police are already in the area looking for the Christmas jumper flasher. They will call into the hotel and try to pick him up soon. Fingers crossed.

The place is crawling with cops.
Luckily,the ball gown I found in a laundry basket is a perfect fit. A couple of handily placed melons,and I'm away. I've nicked the chef's hat too. It'll hide my short haircut.
Now for the station. Just got to avoid Bread,he'd stand out like a sore thumb.So long 58.

What's the Map ?

White84 wrote:What's the Map ?

It shows where the local Klan members live.

White84 wrote:What's the Map ?

Click "Home" then click "Who is online."

We're all in London and it's a strange place.

Ok BM thanks.

Still not got it?.Is it because I'm using an I pad.
Off to listen to the game.

Well well well I am at the National Crime Agency in London!!!

So watch it you lot, otherwise I will be arresting people

Think I just passed Bread. Seemed to be pretending to be some kind of tree.
That won't fool the cops for long. Let alone the dogs.