I'm A Celeb 2014

A song for Jake

I'd love to see Foggy win it purely because he did this and anybody who can do this deserves eternal acclaim in my book:

Breadman wrote:I'd love to see Foggy win it purely because he did this and anybody  who can do this deserves eternal acclaim in my book:

Do you not do Xmas trees?

Christ, you're obsessed.......

No, not yet.

Two weeks before Christmas Day in our house and not a minute before.

It's Allah's will.

Breadman wrote:Christ, you're obsessed.......

No, not yet.

Two weeks before Christmas Day in our house and not a minute before.

It's Allah's will.

I just wanted to make sure everyone else was suffering the same pain in pissing about with getting the tree up and decorations on it as I'm the one who ends up doing it, plus I have just spent the last half hour in and out the loft looking for missing decorations.

I think it would be more fun if I had kids around to help.

TBH I was just about to PM you as I wasn't sure if Xmas was a bit of a dark time for you and your family if you get me so was going to apologise for banging on about it.

Hope them whisky and cokes are going down well!

Cheers mate, but we're fine because I have decided that Christmas 2014 is going to be fucking awesome!

Everybody round to ours, loads of booze and food, plenty of laughs and a celebration of all the stuff we've got to be thankful for and absolutely no Bruce Forsyth.

It's gonna be "different" to what we used to do, but it's gonna be fun.

You're a good bloke, Karl.

Cheers, mate.

(No, I'm not drunk - sadly..... )

Don't think that Brucie comment has passed under my radar.

You no longer own a telescope ( albeit a shit one), ergo your opinion on serious matters is henceforth null and void.

Sorry.

What was the final score tonight, just out of interest?

Puppets all out 201.
They came so close,but a hat trick from Herod did for them.
Sweep threw it away at the end playing no shot to a full toss.

Breadman wrote:Cheers mate, but we're fine because I have decided that Christmas 2014 is going to be fucking awesome!

Everybody round to ours, loads of booze and food, plenty of laughs and a celebration of all the stuff we've got to be thankful for and absolutely no Bruce Forsyth.

It's gonna be "different" to what we used to do, but it's gonna be fun.

You're a good bloke, Karl.

Cheers, mate.

(No, I'm not drunk - sadly..... )

Glad your all sorted mate, It's a great buzz when you have everyone round at your house and tons of fun as well.

We have had a couple of shitty Christmases and brings quite a bit of stress for us but looking forward to it this year which makes a nice change, the booze certainly helps!

Your a great bloke as well!, One day we will cross each others path and have a beer together! 

That includes Bonce as well even though he always thinks "burn baby burn" when he sees me on here!

I would just like to say, I've had a couple bockles of wine!

Just the two?

boltonbonce wrote:Just the two?

Apologies, I had a couple bottles of beer when the football was on as well, 330ml to be precise! 

I could probably do with a detox to be fair

Can't sleep,so it's a mug of tea and a couple of hobnobs for me.

boltonbonce wrote:Can't sleep,so it's a mug of tea and a couple of hobnobs for me.

I should have stayed off the wine and had a Horlicks instead.

I just don't feel tired at all this evening for some reason.

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Can't sleep,so it's a mug of tea and a couple of hobnobs for me.

I should have stayed off the wine and had a Horlicks instead.

I just don't feel tired at all this evening for some reason.

It'll hit you like a brick wall later in the day.
It's always the way.
I once fell asleep riding my bike near Farnworth market.With not very hilarious consequences. 

This is all getting a bit too "touchy feely" for my liking.

We are British after all.

Blase indifference is our natural modus opernandi, surely?

(Fuck me, I have just wasted ten minutes of my life researching the correct spelling of that phrase because I had an inkling that Modus Operandi wasn't right and thought that it should be "operandus"...)

Did going to a Grammar School do me more harm than good?

I'm starting to think it did......

Quite right. It's all getting far too American.
If it carries on like this we'll soon be having group hugs.
Get a grip men.

Breadman wrote:This is all getting a bit too "touchy feely" for my liking.

We are British after all.

Blase indifference is our natural modus opernandi, surely?

(Fuck me, I have just wasted ten minutes of my life researching the correct spelling of that phrase because I had an inkling that Modus Operandi wasn't right and thought that it should be "operandus"...)

Did going to a Grammar School do me more harm than good?

I'm starting to think it did......

I've just had to google "modus opernandi" as I hadn't a fucking clue what it meant!

There's nowt wrong with having a love in (in a brotherly way) now and again none of us are poofs!

I'm glad I never went to a grammar school to learn Latin and just went to Uni, I feel it would have given me headache!

I'm digging a hole here aren't I!