Weekend Rock Gods.

Anybody play any instruments?

I know that Magoo's quite adept at banging out a tune on the one-string bass guitar and Karl will happily let any old trout try and get a tune out of his pink oboe, but are there any proper musicians amongst us?

I play the guitar a bit.

(Well, "play" is stretching it a bit, I'm not much better now than I was 30 years ago when I first picked one up but hey, Quo only know three chords and they've done alright....)

Come on lads, let's get the band back together!

I have been playing drums for 27 yrs.

Are your arms not a bit tired by now?

That's a long time....

Not all the time silly bollocks.

Is this you?

yes

Brilliant Magoo.

Mr Magoo wrote:I have been playing drums for 27 yrs.

Did Amos lend you the shirt? I bet you are a dab hand at passing the dutchie on the left hand side.

OK then......

Is that it?

Me banging out my three chords, backed up by Captain Special Needs on the drums.....

As Rodney used to say: "Mega........!"

We must have some more muso's on here.

Comb and paper, spoons, banging coconuts together - I don't give a shit!

Fuckin' bananas........are you people happy with One Direction ruling the charts?

We could shit 'em with our experience and skills - And make a fortune into the bargain.

If I need to, I'll learn a new chord. E Flat minor 17 or summat.

Come on, lads - don't let me down.

I'm probably as good at singing as you and magoo are at your respective instruments so why not

Get in!

Good man.

Do you know "Begin The Beguine" by Julio Iglesias?

If not, learn it quick - rehearsals start tomorrow at 2pm in Delph Hill Scout hut.

I know it clashes with the match, but you don't get anywhere in "The business we all call show" without making sacrifices.

See you there, mate.

Bonce is bringing the butties and pop.

I can have a go with the tambourine if it helps?

On it like a car bonnet

I played the triangle in the Penwortham Girls School 1994 performance of Wuthering Heights. Apparently they still talk about it today such was the effect my playing had.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I played the triangle in the Penwortham Girls School 1994 performance of Wuthering Heights. Apparently they still talk about it today such was the effect my playing had.

Can you play "Over the Hills and Far Away"?

I can play the harmonica to a reasonable degree.
I've also got access to a guy who sings,dances,plays piano,and does great impressions of black, Jewish one eyed midgets.
He's available. No fee.

I play the bass and have done for about 25 years, but i've never really learned properly, i keep saying i will get a book or get some proper lessons but i tend to play by ear and look at bass tabs on the internet and learn that way.

Norpig wrote:I play the bass and have done for about 25 years, but i've never really learned properly, i keep saying i will get a book or get some proper lessons but i tend to play by ear and look at bass tabs on the internet and learn that way.

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