Valentine's Day.

I know some of you won't bother about it, because some of you will be scared to have a bit of a fumble, but what about the rest, have you got anything planned - a nice surprise or will it just be a card?

I'm off to BnQ to get some chains and rope and stuff for some hot action in the scott-room. 

I don't need a special day to show my girlfriend how much I love her, just 8 cans of Stella.

Hey Barb. Was narrow boating on the canal this weekend. Is your avatar from the Lock and Quay in Chorley?

Re Valentine's Day I'm already in trouble. Restaurants we like all fully booked and no time to shop.
Really starting to dislike the rampant commercialism of Valentine's/Xmas/Easter/3rd cousin-twice-removed Day.

I'm having my post re-directed to a PO Box on Saturday, my postman can't cope with the weight.

I get them both the same present so they dont fight.

Jake McHale wrote:I get them both the same present so they dont fight.

Your wife and Scott?

A nice shopping trip.

Don't try and buy this one in Ipswich - they've sold out apparently.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm having my post re-directed to a PO Box on Saturday, my postman can't cope with the weight.

That's not with all the cards but the one box of Plutonium-239 from your current beau - Vladamir Putin!

I'm taking the day off tomorrow and taking the Mrs to Manchester for a good few drinks and going to have dinner there but not sure where yet, not going to go out on Valentines and pay over inflated prices!

We are planning to have a mooch around the Science and Industry museum and do a bit of shopping.

With that new 50 shades coming out at the weekend experts have predicted 300.000 extra little ones being born next year to boost our pensions for the future 

Shades is about as horny as The Magic Roundabout, its fuckin shite, i get up to juicier stuff than that when i go for a shite.

I got dumped on Sunday so I shall be at the pub on Saturday counting all the money I've saved and I won'[t even have to shave and polish my shoes. 

Tell us more Y did you get dumped ??.

Magoo you nosey bugger!

Jake McHale wrote:Shades is about as horny as The Magic Roundabout, its fuckin shite, i get up to juicier stuff than that when i go for a shite.

Xnxx is better.

karlypants wrote:Magoo you nosey bugger!

We should try and help a fellow poster to get over it.

Mr Magoo wrote:

karlypants wrote:Magoo you nosey bugger!

We should try and help a fellow poster to get over it.

We need to point him in the direction of some top quality entertainment. 
I may have some ideas in that department.

Mr Magoo wrote:We should try and help a fellow poster to get over it.

Let's all go round and kick fifty shades of shit out of her.  

How do we know it was a her? 

Bit presumptive isn't it?