Top Gear Presenters - who would you recommend?

y2johnny wrote:The only programme Katie Hopkins should be a part of is celebrity bungee jumping with no rope.

Also starting Vanessa feltz, Fred the weatherman,  David Cameron and Jeremy paxman

Get real.
You know there's only one man for the job.

Frank Sidebottom.....?

Breadman wrote:Frank Sidebottom.....?

Good choice,but no.
Still,a good excuse to play this.

Always frightened me that outfit when I was a nipper especially the one in the brick in the wall video by Pink Floyd.

karlypants wrote:Always frightened me that outfit when I was a nipper especially the one in the brick in the wall video by Pink Floyd.

Bronze statue of him in Timperley.

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:Always frightened me that outfit when I was a nipper especially the one in the brick in the wall video by Pink Floyd.

Bronze statue of him in Timperley.

Just need a woman driver to drive into it now and knock it over!

Why is Magoo wearing a purple cowboy hat?

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:Always frightened me that outfit when I was a nipper especially the one in the brick in the wall video by Pink Floyd.

Bronze statue of him in Timperley.

I pass it most weekdays. I have often toyed with the idea of taking a photo of the statue with a Wanderers flag.

Well this one has ruled herself out (link).

Twats on Twatter, who would have though.



http://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/sue-perkins-quits-twitter-following-top-gear-death-threats-10175417.html

Danny Dyer.

I laugh at stuff like this. What an absolute ponce Perkins is. A little bit of abuse and she's off - but worse she has to announce it, the equivalent of slamming the door on her way out.

Clearly more celebrity self promotion.

Danny Dyer

I once left a pub full of Halifax fans after receiving death threats.

I didn't announce it though.

Copper Dragon wrote:I once left a pub full of Halifax fans after receiving death threats.

I didn't announce it though.

Could they smell the Burnley on you?

Natasha Whittam wrote:Could they smell the Burnley on you?

No. One of our party was well toasted and decided it would be a good idea to tell all these Halifax fans that we were Burnley fans through the medium of song.

You can always tell someone from Burnley.

Chris Evans is the new host.

I thought Brucie was nailed on for that gig. Disappointing.

He was a front runner until it came down to setting the fastest lap



and reading an autocue

and telling jokes

and remembering where he was.